There has been some discussion about people's rituals on the toilet.
Removing one leg of the pants for prison inmates - in case shit goes down and they need to make a run for it.
Stretching to encourage things to move. Get the flow going.
Shirts off, pants down. No clothes at all. Listing to the Ipod, humming along, blackBerry solitair, brickbreaker (if you'll understand my meaning), dump 'n come. Well, the list goes on.
For me it's the crying and the drooling. The endless hours of deep thought and reflection. A zen-like state of fecal transcendence (transmittance? [transsubstantiation?-Ed.]).
What makes you move?
Feb-06-2009 02:43
chinamon
el shit disturbo
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Markham, ON
i dont need anything to help my movement.
i only need something to kill the time while im sitting on the can.
i used to play brickbreaker but now i play poker that is on my bold.
or i read Popular Photography magazine...
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Feb-06-2009 02:46
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
You actually have time to read and play games? What are you eating? Lol.
I'm on and off the shitter in under 30 seconds when I take a dump. And man do I love taking shits. So stimulating. Anyone who says otherwise isn't in tune with their anus and I feel sorry for them.
Feb-06-2009 02:48
chinamon
el shit disturbo
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Markham, ON
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
You actually have time to read and play games? What are you eating? Lol.
chinese food. lol.
i would hate to imagine the monstrous dumps that EvilTree takes with his korean food.
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Feb-06-2009 03:02
Make Me Egg
tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2006
Location: Burlington
My dumps are usually pretty fast paced like jennypies so I don't have time to read or anything like that. The one thing I love about dropping a terd is the mystery of what type it will be:
Originally posted by chinamon
i dont need anything to help my movement.
i only need something to kill the time while im sitting on the can.
i used to play brickbreaker but now i play poker that is on my bold.
or i read Popular Photography magazine...
LOL!!!! I used to play Brickbreaker too!!!!
Now, I usually play Sudoku since a puzzle last abouts the right time...
Originally posted by chinamon
not true. i say "ugh"
but i am a tranny.
quote:
Originally posted by kotsy
lol colour me retarded
Feb-06-2009 05:14
The Ear
Built for debauchery
Registered: May 2004
Location: Toronto, Canada
Re: On the toilet.
quote:
Originally posted by DeleteFromUsers
You sir are a Thursday phenomenon.
^5
I recommend the lean-back-&-achieve-zen manoeuver.
Feb-06-2009 05:56
Owen M
nightdreamer...
Registered: May 2005
Location: The Hammer (Hamilton, Ontario)/ Calgary Alberta
I exercise the "Drop and Flush" technique. Less air time for that bomb and it stinks less.
I also regularly talk on the phone if it's a lengthy process. Usually they're quick.
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Feb-06-2009 10:22
Zentac_75
At least I'm housebroken
Registered: Mar 2007
Location: Burlington, Ontario
quote:
Originally posted by Owen M
I exercise the "Drop and Flush" technique. Less air time for that bomb and it stinks less.
Drop and flush reminded me of something LOL
(copy and pasted)
imagine the scene in your typical Dutch water closet (European for bathroom). You make a quick bombing run and instead of going immediately sub-aquaeous, your log is deposited on "the shelf" where it remains horrifyingly sub-aerial.
This cross-section of the shelf toilet should give you the idea (from the leenks site):
*edit* you have never truly smelled your shit until you've used one of these toilets.
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