This was on the local news last night. Its horrible but I couldn't help but laugh when I heard the audio. The owner was really at fault calls over a friend (55 yr women) to help her with her out of control 200 lbs chimp. She also self medicated him with Xanax no less. http://www.courant.com/news/local/h...,0,999235.story

lmfao!

*he's eating herrrr*


*i tried stabbing him but it only made him crazy*

Is this fuking real?

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ya its real, the thing ripped off her face, and bit off her hands.

supposedly it ran away when the cops came (after being stabbed by the woman), and then came back later. it ripped off the side mirror from the car with one arm then ran around to the passenger side of the cop car, OPENED THE FUCKING DOOR, and tried to attack the cop inside. the cop shot it a couple times point blank, and it ran away (after being shot). they found it dead in the owner's house.

What the fuck I dont see a monkey. You said the video was going to show a monkey attacking a woman.

Chimps are evil. Fuck chimps.

Although that lady is an idiot for giving him Xanax. Bitch, he's not going to a rave later.

Yea, trained or pet animals are motivated at least a little by fear and anxiety to behave. Give that chimp some xannies, and he's anxiety free and much less fearful, probably more likely to act on his violent urges.

Chimps are fucking violent, much much moreso than gorillas. They rip off eachothers arms, legs, and genitals regularly.

Get a cat next time, not a chimp.

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Originally posted by XoxidE Get a cat next time, not a chimp.

chimps don't weigh fucking 200 lbs, that wasn't a chip, that was a damn Ape!

LOL

fucked up man, just plain fuuuuuuuuucked up

she should've supplemented the xanax with x pills, which would've kept the chimp not just mellow, but cool and happy.

rookie mistake.

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Originally posted by tubularbills chimps don't weigh fucking 200 lbs, that wasn't a chip, that was a damn Ape! LOL fucked up man, just plain fuuuuuuuuucked up

lol yes they can weigh close to it. Monkeys are heavy as shit cause they are solid muscle.

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Even though this is real and I'm sure she's absolutely wrought with guilt...that is fucking hilarious.

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