they're bound to happen, so lets give it a thread.
let me preface this by saying i have full respect for the man as a musical and performing talent.. these jokes are all aimed at his personal exploits and decisions he made which landed him with the reputation he has....
{and they're funny}
Whats the difference between MJ and Alex Ferguson?
Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August
Jun-27-2009 00:38
narcism
faithless fangirl
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Let go of my mind
Jun-27-2009 02:04
EgosXII
Aphorism
Registered: Apr 2007
Location:
___________________
-Everything I Say is a Lie-
Jun-27-2009 03:33
Trance Nutter
........... I got nothing
Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Farrah Fawcett died, and when she got to heaven God asked her what she wanted. Farrah told him "I want all the children in the world to be safe".
So God killed Michael Jackson.
___________________
**Man I'm Pretty**
Jun-27-2009 04:45
Lilith
Meowsies!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
I heard he died having a stroke in the children's ward
Registered: Jul 2005
Location: City, Country format (ex. Paris, France)
MJ drowned because noone would throw him a buoy
Jun-27-2009 11:18
James Brooke
Is....405 Recordings
Registered: Nov 2006
Location: Melbourne
quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
I heard he died having a stroke in the children's ward
ROFL!!!!!
___________________
Facebook
24-JUL-09 - Dynamic @ Room680 As Lumiera
25-JUL-09 - Loose V @ My Aeon
29-JUL-09 - Lucys Crown CD Launch As Lumiera
07-AUG-09 - Nexus @ Roxannes As Lumiera
21-AUG-09 - ITWTAU002 @ Room680 with Sara Brooke (Vox)
04-SEP-09 - Martin Roth @ Brown Alley
02-NOV-09 - White Sands [Blue]
20-NOV-09 - White Sands [Red]
for bookings contact, bookings at 405recordings dot com
Jun-28-2009 06:00
Trance Nutter
........... I got nothing
Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Adelaide, Australia
I heard MJ wanted to be buried face down in case Elton John popped in for a coldie.
___________________
**Man I'm Pretty**
Jun-29-2009 00:22
Fpcookie
yehboi
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: melbourne
What's black and white and molests children?
Dead.
Jun-29-2009 11:49
pagaille21
tranceaddict
Registered: May 2007
Location: Melbourne
re
No details on the burial arrangements, but I heard MJ is going to be melted down into plastic toys so children can play with him for a change.
___________________
Pagaille21 aka Luke Davis
Join the group & support the trance sound that intertwines the old&new with dj skills. Join Facebook Group!
Jun-29-2009 14:33
AParajuli
tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2007
Location: brisbane.au
quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
I heard he died having a stroke in the children's ward
