Being a slavish fan of the simpsons, I thought it'd be interesting to try and use quotes that sum up cultures, not only geographically speaking but music, sports, etc. Should you choose to add a quote try and list specifically the quote, the speaker, context and episode its from, and the culture you're referring to.

I'll start with two:

We paid for blood - Hans Moleman, Lisa and Bart in the Ice Hockey game shootout. Probably best describes most violent sports cultures like american football, ice hockey, boxing/mma and nascar.

I'm telling you people, the earth revolves around the sun....Burn him!
Principal Skinner tied to a burning stake by a mob led by grandpa showing how springfield is dead last in culture and science, episode w/ the movie festival. Great reference to the lack of cultured, learned americans, and many other nations.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

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homer simpson is a pretty cool guy eh has a tv show & doesn't afraid of anything

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Originally posted by trancechan homer simpson is a pretty cool guy eh has a tv show & doesn't afraid of anything

no.

Peter's chin is an sideways 3.

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

I bent my wookiee.

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8:58, first time I've ever been early for work. Except for all those daylight savings days. Lousy farmers.
-- Farmers invented daylight saving time

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this is like a million times more fun than sushipunk's game.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN this is like a million times more fun than sushipunk's game.

Pfffft.

2682 posts say otherwise

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Bonjourrrrrrrrr, yah cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys!

  -- The French, Groundskeeper Willie, ep. 2F32 'Round Springfield

"No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you."
-Lisa on Europeans

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Everything is beautiful. Let the music carry you. Baby I will follow you forever. Nowhere else I'd rather be when you're lying next to me. Let the music carry us together.
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