That feeling of relief you get as you release a giant turd? It feels good once that pressure is suddenly gone.

It does feel really good if you've had to go for a long time and then cut loose once you hit the toilet.

I personally like a nice wet shart.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J I've always got time for a reading a good book on a Sunday afternoon while having a lengthy shit.

Ha, this too.

You know what I like? When it feels like I have to take an epic dump but (lol) and the second I sit down to shit, all that happens is one loud, quick burst of air that doesn't even classify as a fart. Magically, all of the pressure is gone.

Awesome.

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Originally posted by idoru You know what I like? When it feels like I have to take an epic dump but (lol) and the second I sit down to shit, all that happens is one loud, quick burst of air that doesn't even classify as a fart. Magically, all of the pressure is gone. Awesome.

LOL. Whenever that happens to me, it builds back up soon enough and I have to go through the process again.

You all sound like pansy shitters. Just sayin'.

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Originally posted by idoru You know what I like? When it feels like I have to take an epic dump but (lol) and the second I sit down to shit, all that happens is one loud, quick burst of air that doesn't even classify as a fart. Magically, all of the pressure is gone. Awesome.

i don't know why, but i lol'd and it made me think of sitting at a rest stop and hearing that FFFOOOOOOOOOP sound from a few stalls down and a sigh that says, "dammit, i thought i had to shit".

i have a ak-47 built in

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Originally posted by Sushipunk I personally like a nice wet shart.

I hope you're joking. I like 'em solid and binding... no soft serve or wet splatter; those usually come after eating a lot of weird sauces (like on sushi) or something spicy as fuck.