Man: 'You look fat in those pants'
Woman: 'Excuse me?'
Man: 'I asked if you wanted to dance.'
Or how to pick up a FAT chick (not PHAT)
'Follow me, buffet on the house'
Jun-26-2002 19:53
Blue.
Enjoy the silence
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Mississauga
Phat fchik? Hehehehe I have food lets go to my house lol sorry im a bit drunk and i love lesbos
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Jun-26-2002 19:57
Fir3start3r
Armin Acolyte
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto, ON, Canada
The best one I've heard of but never actually heard it used...
"You've got the body of a devil and a face like an angel"
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"...End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path...one that we all must take.
The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass...and then you see it...
...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."
Jun-26-2002 20:32
torontotrance
I hath returned
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Toronto
seriously, i won't date a girl if i do not know her. Sorry but that's just my style and i find pick up lines extremely LAME!.
Jun-26-2002 20:50
Spad
wise sage of the forest
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Chesterfield ,UK
quote:
Originally posted by torontotrance
seriously, i won't date a girl if i do not know her. Sorry but that's just my style and i find pick up lines extremely LAME!.
Who said anything about dating?
Jun-26-2002 20:54
torontotrance
I hath returned
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Toronto
LOL!.......been a loooooonnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg DAY..sorry
Jun-26-2002 21:05
Endre
lol space music
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Space
quote:
Originally posted by torontotrance
seriously, i won't date a girl if i do not know her. Sorry but that's just my style and i find pick up lines extremely LAME!.
torontotrance´s getting sensetive here, why do you want to know her?
if you don´t know her its easier to fukk/bone her right?
Jun-26-2002 21:06
torontotrance
I hath returned
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Toronto
who said i like easy girls.....i like challenges......then again.....i know nothing really on this subject.
Jun-26-2002 21:12
KilldaDJ
birth.school.trance.death
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: tranceaddict wants to know your location
'fancy a fuck?'
bit of a turn off for some people, but well funny if u think abt it