I get it. Your girl is an annoying bitch, but you're gonna do this right before the season is about to begin? Retard.

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San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested Sunday and accused of choking and restraining his girlfriend, reality TV star Tila Tequila, as she tried to leave his Southern California home. Tequila, 27, signed a citizen's arrest warrant, charging Merriman with battery and false imprisonment, San Diego County Sheriff's Lt. Gary Steadman said. Deputies responded about 3:45 a.m. to Merriman's house in Poway, north of San Diego, after a woman called to say she was choked by the player and physically restrained when she had tried to leave, according to a Sheriff's Department statement. Merriman, 25, was taken into custody. Authorities declined to say whether he had posted bail or been released, pending an afternoon news conference. Tequila was taken to a hospital. Her condition was not immediately available.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4450962

Not to mention the fact she doesn't even weigh 100 pounds, and this guy's a human gorilla.

Damn, so close.

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Least he didn't kill anyone.... yet.

Is her last name really Tequila? Surely that's not in the police report.

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov Is her last name really Tequila? Surely that's not in the police report.

nah. her real last name is Nguyen. Tequila is her stage last name.

Merriman is a roid meathead to begin with, so hearing a story like this does not surprise me one bit.

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I thought she was a lesbian ???

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wow look at that passion

Awww and they made such a good couple.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Damn, so close.

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http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/tila_tequila#51586

Where did it all go wrong?

David Carradine was not available for comment.