This wacko dream appeared in the last hour of my sleep, completely shattered by my alarm clock at 7:30 am. When I woke up I was like 1. 2. 3. 4.

Well, here's how it went..

So I had this dream in which I find myself in bed half-naked (probably with underwear and pants on). There's this chick, completely naked. She's doing something under the blanket covering me. Probably unzipping my pants (oh goodies!). And then she turns to me and as I look closer I realize it's someone I know. I could swear I've clearly seen her face somewhere. And then it gets me - jennypie! Lol! j.e.n.n.y.p.i.e. WTF?!? That chick from TA. Her face and that recognizable sly smile. But before I even begin to WTF she starts talking to me. And I don't remember what she was saying but then she suddenly plunges under the blanket and I feel her gently touching the inside part of my thighs closer to my cock with her tongue hahaaa. I could even feel it tickle. And in the process she turns around, her ass facing my face (or shall we say my face facing her ass lol). And lol... anticipating an epic blowjob, I begin to turn myself on even more by grabbing her ass with my right hand. I see that nicely shaved cynt and I just feel the need to eat that butt(unlike AnotherWay, without a spoon) (yeah... this thread is definitely 100%wtf) and as she feels me touching her ass she suddenly turns around and says words I can recall more or less clearly. She says approximately this "what the fuck? you know, when I was with ***** (says some dude's name, not Jamie!.. lol what an outright whore ) he always liked to lay like that and do nothing and expect me to do everything for him, so I dumped him! You think you can have everything without putting any effort just laying around like that?" And so after those words I grabbed her by the sides and turned her around, back to facing me, put my arms around her and as we lay side to side facing each other.. I was just about to argue or something and as I open my mouth DIIIIIING!!!!! DIIIIING!! The fucking alarm goes off! A whole 30 minutes earlier than it should. What a bummer. I jumped out of bed and sat on the edge for 5 minutes with a blank stare.
And now it's eating my mind the whole day - WHAT WAS I GOING TO SAY??? And why jennypie. I never liked you a lot, you whore. And I never even met you!

c0r version: breaking up with gf and not getting laid for 6 months straight causes severe head illness

Last edited by boris_the_bear on Sep-15-2009 at 16:23