Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Tucson, AZ (for now)
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(254): I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
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(434): question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
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Originally posted by RJT
I think it's more like throwing a baby shower for an abortion.
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Originally posted by Kevy Kev
When I lived in Vegas I once peed in the elevator at the MGM, cut it off mid stream to let a family get in then finished peeing when they got out of the elevator.
Last edited by SteelWolf on Nov-13-2009 at 18:12
Nov-13-2009 18:00
Acton
Like a FCKNG BIRD
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: London
(303): I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
(510): YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!