Law enforcement make regular checks on guys like yourself as a matter of routine, not usually due to any particular investigation or trouble you might be in.
Dude, the government is following you. Your whole house is bugged, and they have video surveillance on you 24/7. You have a GPS tracking device in your butthole, they put it there while you were sleeping.
fuck they even found you in mexico. just remember not to mention that body in the backyard and you shall do fine
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Originally posted by bas
we're just rolling in that sweet sweet Beatport chedda SON. I PUT DIAMONDS IN MY SALT SHAKER SO I CAN HAVE CRUSHED DIAMONDS ON MY FOOD...it makes my dookie twinkle!!!
Nov-19-2009 01:09
D-res
Hangin from Sagan's uvula
Registered: May 2004
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Jump into the gulf they'll never find you there!
Nov-19-2009 01:09
Lews
Platipus And Prog Addict
Registered: Feb 2007
Location: Hugging Whales And Saving Trees
Shit that means they're reading TA too.
I've never had any legal problems, so I can't help you.
$10 says it was just to follow-up on you based off of your previous legal issues; ya know, to see if everything's going alright (just like what he said in the e-mail). There's no conspiracy against you, nobody is trying to fuck you over and the government doesn't have it out for you.
Christ, take your tinfoil hat off already.
Nov-19-2009 01:18
EricB.
Eric B-b-b-boy.
Registered: Nov 2009
Location:
They figure your a rat and you will crack soon.
Nov-19-2009 01:21
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
You are the common denominator.
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Nov-19-2009 01:21
LoveHate
...........
Registered: Oct 2006
Location: Vancouver
i still cant believe this is a real person.
Nov-19-2009 01:23
idoru
You Can Call Me Al
Registered: May 2004
Location: Cascadia
quote:
Originally posted by ********
thats a huge relief now I know it wasn't any of the gay people I"m surrounded by right now.
You're so Goddamned stupid it's not even funny.
Nov-19-2009 01:28
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
I don't know, blaming your constipation on the government is kind of the deep end.
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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Nov-19-2009 01:30
pkcRAISTLIN
arbiter's chief minion
Registered: Jul 2002
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by ********
At least now I know what that weird feeling in my ass is now.
