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| quote: | Originally posted by Dr. Z
They shove their nose through the window. So just say you haven't had any and inhale while doing so. |
I was going to bring up that point!
I've stopped about 20 or so times over the last 7 years (commuted a lot of weekends from Aurora to downtown and back). I had to blow two of the times, passed both even though I had a little in me.
SO like Dr Z said, first thing they do is see how you use your brakes slowing down to a stop. Don't make an unusual or nervous stop. Next they stick their head in your window to catch your breath if they smell anything, and small talk if you had drinks, and what time you had them.
Your first time your heart beats 200bpm and your leg trembles on the peddle, but after a few times it's routine, and they start waving you through more often.
There was this one time I feel really bad about, coming from a part in K the the Wizo (what we kalled it back then), CRUNK. I pulled off the 401 in the sauga on the way back for a gas, pee and Cheetos stop. Just when I was getting on the ramp back on the 401 he was midway between the highway. I rolled down the 2 front windows for good ventilation, and chomped on my delishious cheetos, orange fingers and all, he did the head and chat thing, and I miraculously managed to talk my way out of it. Glad he didn't see the red in my eyes. I got off that night, luckily, but I never did such a stupid thing ever again.
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