I wrote about this on FB [but I would like to discuss it here - it's that important]
Since it’s Christmas eve, it’s only appropriate I discuss a cruel situation that tremendously affects us all. Not just during the holidays, but throughout the entire year. It's a far-reaching calamity - one that transcends the very soul of human emotion. It’s a problem that breaks up families. Forever. And rightly so.
That’s right, I’m referring to lost socks in the dryer. Socks. It happens to us all. Where do they go, for crying out loud? And most importantly, after you regularly experience this psychological torment, how can your life ever be the same again?
Think about all this while you eat with the family today.
Dec-24-2010 17:11
Vivid Boy
TA's GodFather
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: T.O
they just hide and clutch to the sides of the machine like a 1950's prison escapist with a spot light searchin for them
Dec-24-2010 17:13
infiniteJEST
solipsist sitcom
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: frolicking w/ minstrels, online.
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When a wise man gives thee better counsel, give me mine again: I would have none but knaves follow it, since a fool gives it.
Dec-24-2010 17:13
Renzo
where am i
Registered: Jan 2004
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
they just hide and clutch to the sides of the machine like a 1950's prison escapist with a spot light searchin for them
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
they just hide and clutch to the sides of the machine like a 1950's prison escapist with a spot light searchin for them
Dec-24-2010 17:27
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
That was a fucking hilarious image. Goddamned socks, I don't wanna see you jay-walkin no mo'!
It always seems to be the black socks that escape. White socks are reliable and stay put, but the black ones are always off, clinging to the inside of your girlfriend's pants. What's with that!
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Dec-24-2010 17:33
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
I lost a really nice pair of lacy underwear (one of my favorite pairs, in fact - and why do they call them pairs??? there's only one!) one time, only to find it months later inside my duvet cover.
Dec-24-2010 17:38
shaw
RIP
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Intergalactic Mimosa Station
quote:
Originally posted by Miss Pie
I lost a really nice pair of lacy underwear (one of my favorite pairs, in fact - and why do they call them pairs??? there's only one!) one time, only to find it months later inside my duvet cover.
