Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you fucking dickhead.
Spider spider on the wall
you think your smart
you know fuck all
your on the wall thats just been plastered
Now your stuck you stupid bastard!
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Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
hehe, this one is so stupid that I can't stop laughing
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Sep-25-2002 16:41
smh
Bla Bla Bla
Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Preston, UK
hehe, a few of them made me giggle!
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Sep-25-2002 19:59
dr me
Apathy
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Perth, Australia
me likes alot
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Sep-25-2002 20:56
XiaN
tranceaddict
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
lol, nice
i got this one a couple of days ago
Jack and Jill both popped a pill,
then fetched a bottle of water,
they danced till dawn,
then fucked like porn,
like all good ravers oughta!
Just too add to your collection DuMonde TrAnCeR
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Sep-26-2002 23:14
Vanilla
Hot, Steamy, Goodness!
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Calgary
Re: Funny Rhymes
quote:
Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you fucking dickhead.
Lol judging by the tone of the pieman, he could very well be my dad.
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Sep-26-2002 23:57
Trance-Canada
Trance Titan
Registered: May 2001
Location: Calgary
Re: Funny Rhymes
quote:
Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often
lol hehe i havent been reading through this section enuf lately good stuff :/
Sep-27-2002 04:40
Hi-Voltage
Fullmoon Festival addict
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Buddha-pest
I love these poems...we should learn them @ school
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Sep-27-2002 17:44
KilldaDJ
birth.school.trance.death
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: tranceaddict wants to know your location
Re: Funny Rhymes
quote:
Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you fucking dickhead.
Spider spider on the wall
you think your smart
you know fuck all
your on the wall thats just been plastered
Now your stuck you stupid bastard!
Funny Rhymes
Re: Funny Rhymes
