Last year, I was in a rush to grab a coffee before class at Starbucks to stave off a hangover. While rushing out, i walked into then plate class door and spilled scalding coffee all over myself and my shirt. I had 5 hours of teaching without being able to change. It was not fun.

I gets better...i did the same thing 2 days later. Explaining what happened the 2nd time was not as fun as the first.

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Hit myself in the nuts a few times. I slammed my head really good in high school doing fake fall that turned into a real fall. Probably got a major concussion.

Citric needs to post in this thread. That girl is a mess when it comes to injuring herself.

Back in high school a big group of us showed up to some person from another high school's party on a Friday night. It was pretty quiet and nobody wanted to be the first to approach the door, so of course I was all like "I don't give a fuuuuck!" and approached the house.

I ran up to the door all confident and shit, but when I got there two huge rottweilers came bombarding at me, so I turned and tried to run away - but slipped and fell off the front step, flat on my face, spread out like a starfish.

The thing that made it most hilarious was I had like a super sized soda in my hand from McDonald's or wherever, and when I bailed the fuckin thing went flying, ice cubes and pop everywhere, emphasizing how fucking clumsy and stupid I was.

Everyone I was with laughed laughed so hard for so long, and still laugh about it to this day.

Last edited by Silky Johnson on Nov-12-2014 at 08:20

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson two huge rottweilers came bombarding at me

Hey, come on, nearly anyone would lose their shit. It's cool that you did it in a face-plant way though, just for this thread

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was doing karaoke at a local club on Friday during happy hour. I was already 5 drinks deep when I took to the stage and in the middle of the song, I decided to hop off the stage. needless to say I tore my meniscus when I jumped.

my knee hasn't been the same since

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Hey, come on, nearly anyone would lose their shit. It's cool that you did it in a face-plant way though, just for this thread

Well if you're gonna do something, do it like a gigantic ass.

When I saw the thread title, I knew this was going to be from Stu

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A number of times I've accidentally clicked the report button instead of quote pitfalls of smartphone browsing

Does this count? Happened a few days ago.

I have a big office that I share with another person - a female, nonetheless. I had a big fart brewing in my stomach. Luckily, she walked out of the office as I was about to explode. Instead of slowly letting it out without detection of sound or smell, I released it thinking she was well out of the 20-foot impact zone. Well, sucks for me, she forgot something and walked right back into the office as I belted it out.

The worst part? We both acted like no one heard a thing

I didn't know whether to make a joke and she didn't know whether to acknowledge me letting it rip - I know she heard that shit, lol.

It was awkward for like 2.3 seconds before we just went on like nothing happened.

Amazing