In all my 10 years of masturbating i have never gotten caught. That has to be something special and deserving of a reward. NOT ONCE. Not even a moment when i might have gotten caught but wasnt told. Id like to attribute it to my awesome skills at hiding my penis at the right times.
Back in college with my roomate for the 3rd year we devised a scheme. We knew we both would be slapping the noodle so we told each other to just wrestle with the doorknob before coming home from class. Worked like a fucking charm. Although i caught him once, he claimed the zipper got stuck. Wtf.
Another friend of ours used to suffer our wrath. We used to do a "charge" type move on his room. We would just walk up to his room real quick and just smash into his room without knocking (the idiot kept his door open), hoping to catch him. Suprisingly we never did.
thanks for reading.
Oct-26-2002 07:32
Seventh City
Fallen Deliverance Crayon
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: USA
congradulations for being the first straight guy to want to catch another guy masterbating
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Oct-26-2002 09:52
robstar
Excited
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Stockholm
LMAO!!!
Oct-26-2002 12:12
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Oct-26-2002 12:21
mos man
Ungrateful Jointpuffer
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Kinkylab.com ®
Re: Something i am quite proud of
quote:
Originally posted by Exponent
In all my 10 years of masturbating i have never gotten caught. That has to be something special and deserving of a reward. NOT ONCE. Not even a moment when i might have gotten caught but wasnt told. Id like to attribute it to my awesome skills at hiding my penis at the right times.
Back in college with my roomate for the 3rd year we devised a scheme. We knew we both would be slapping the noodle so we told each other to just wrestle with the doorknob before coming home from class. Worked like a fucking charm. Although i caught him once, he claimed the zipper got stuck. Wtf.
Another friend of ours used to suffer our wrath. We used to do a "charge" type move on his room. We would just walk up to his room real quick and just smash into his room without knocking (the idiot kept his door open), hoping to catch him. Suprisingly we never did.
thanks for reading.
im laughing my fucking tities off
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Oct-26-2002 12:38
ali92
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Fishtown, Philadelphia
Re: Something i am quite proud of
quote:
Originally posted by Exponent
In all my 10 years of masturbating i have never gotten caught. That has to be something special and deserving of a reward. NOT ONCE. Not even a moment when i might have gotten caught but wasnt told. Id like to attribute it to my awesome skills at hiding my penis at the right times.
Back in college with my roomate for the 3rd year we devised a scheme. We knew we both would be slapping the noodle so we told each other to just wrestle with the doorknob before coming home from class. Worked like a fucking charm. Although i caught him once, he claimed the zipper got stuck. Wtf.
Another friend of ours used to suffer our wrath. We used to do a "charge" type move on his room. We would just walk up to his room real quick and just smash into his room without knocking (the idiot kept his door open), hoping to catch him. Suprisingly we never did.
thanks for reading.
6 years, 12 days so far for me (yes, I remember the exact DATE I started: 1996-10-14)!
Oct-26-2002 12:42
mos man
Ungrateful Jointpuffer
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Kinkylab.com ®
lol i remember doing it when i was 9 !!! hehe i musthave figured it after seeing a cock film playing through my nans neigbours curtains !
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Oct-26-2002 13:14
Technaut
tuanhceT
Registered: Nov 2001
Location:
more sexy times on TA
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Oct-26-2002 13:28
jp
Retired tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Holland
The humor forum has already turned into a horny little place, but now it's expanding to the chillout zone I guess...
Oct-26-2002 13:34
arturob
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Miami
quote:
Originally posted by jploveparade
The humor forum has already turned into a horny little place, but now it's expanding to the chillout zone I guess...
Originally posted by ali92
6 years, 12 days so far for me (yes, I remember the exact DATE I started: 1996-10-14)!
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Oct-26-2002 14:41
ProDiGaL
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Earth, Solar System
in the immortal words of the dice man:" Thats why masturbation is so beutiful, man I been jerkin it since I was 5. I didnt know why I was doin it I just knew it had to be done. Ad when Iturned 13 and a little goo came out, I thought I broke the thing"
