It's reminiscent of what The History Channel was before it went the route of post-music video MTV/reality television.
Mar-13-2021 00:26
JEO
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2010
Location: ATH
Did they already reveal why Western Society Is Collapsing? I think it's either because of fluoride (which they put in the doggone wudder up here), lead (like the Romans did of course), some kinds of fancy small plastics (which done messed up my sister's hormoans I tell you), or... Boner Brake. I swear they put Boner Brake on everything in the military here, and the kids ain't alright anymore after having too much of that.
Mar-13-2021 01:40
Zoso
Banging Gangs!
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
Based on the civilization featured/in question, it ranges from a shit ton (metric, of course) of reasons to "we just don't fucking know".
Mar-13-2021 01:41
JEO
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2010
Location: ATH
I find the speculation about microplastics being one big reason behind falling semen levels intriguing. It's got a similar kind of feel to it as the myth about lead and the Romans, but I feel this theory is correct.
Mar-13-2021 01:47
JEO
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2010
Location: ATH
The plastic's making our doggone balls shrink.
Mar-13-2021 01:48
planetaryplayer
Surpeme traineanddict
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Pine Tree Valley
As I shark, I agree. I injest so much plastic either in the water or when I’m eating road kill. My chance of offspring are lower now than when I was on a Mountain Dew diet
Mar-13-2021 05:17
KilldaDJ
birth.school.trance.death
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: tranceaddict wants to know your location
This thread has convinced me to replace my balls with an ink sac
Mar-13-2021 11:20
Zoso
Banging Gangs!
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
quote:
Originally posted by planetaryplayer
This thread has convinced me to replace my balls with an ink sac
Don't do it. You will no longer be considered a shark, but rather a squid. Squid benefits, relative to shark benefits, are worth fuck all. Also, it won't matter that you still identify as a shark. Just say no, my friend.