Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
Friday 313 - We missed another one
Everyone afraid to create one with the number 13 in it? It's only unlucky on a Friday, hence the Monday sneak attack. Happy belated Mother's Day (Murican) to all you lovely TA COR ladies that managed to ride the cock carousel then squeezed one out!
May-10-2021 11:32
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Double celebration for us this weekend as it was my husband's birthday also. Got cranked Saturday night celebrating a friend's 40th so I had to enjoy some hair of the dog Sunday morning. Once it took the edge off I figured I should just go all in and polished off two bottles of bubbles to myself hahahahaha. Capped the night off with the most deliciously caramel tequila reposado.
I think I hit a plateau because I feel totally fine today, albeit a little tired.
Cock carousel lol. Yeeeeeehaw!
May-10-2021 13:26
planetaryplayer
Surpeme traineanddict
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Pine Tree Valley
My life was going downhill fast. After I posted out of joy about my shits being around one pound they started weighing .1 or .2 pounds. The only thing that kept me afloat was that my farts were particularly stinky. Yesterday, some joy came back. I was constipated in the morning and come afternoon I had retched gut pains. This led to about an hours worth of diarrhea. I felt alive again
May-10-2021 14:04
Zoso
Banging Gangs!
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
Look, bruh, as much as I really, truly want to believe your stories...I simply believe you are full of shit.
May-10-2021 14:09
planetaryplayer
Surpeme traineanddict
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Pine Tree Valley
i wish you could smell me sometimes
May-10-2021 15:23
Zoso
Banging Gangs!
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
I'm not sure if I should be concerned that I'm aroused right now. Jenny, you're a nurse. Make a clinical call, here.
May-10-2021 15:54
planetaryplayer
Surpeme traineanddict
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Pine Tree Valley
Da scatman?!
May-10-2021 16:24
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Zoso
I'm not sure if I should be concerned that I'm aroused right now. Jenny, you're a nurse. Make a clinical call, here.
Had a patient once with priapism. Doctor's orders were to bend and compress the penis every 4 hours. Does this sound similar to your problem???
May-10-2021 18:16
Zoso
Banging Gangs!
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
quote:
Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Had a patient once with priapism. Doctor's orders were to bend and compress the penis every 4 hours. Does this sound similar to your problem???
Don't know about anyone else, but I came. Problem seems to have solved itself.