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CURE FOR BOREDOM 2: The Amazing Adventures of TatGirl
Once upon a time there was a little girl named Tatgirl. One day she was walking down the street when a hippopotamus approached her. Tatgirl turned to the hippopotamus before it could say anything, and she said "whatsamatta with you, you big fat hippopottapie? where's your umbrella?"
Well, the hippopotamus was caught quite offguard by Tatgirl's rather harsh remarks. He replied to the little girl in front of him "Little girl, silly little girl. Don't you know what's polite to say to a hippopittlepop when you see one?"
"No," said little Tatgirl "No I don't. But I imagine you are going to tell me, aren't you?"
But the hippopotamus just laughed. He laughed and laughed, then farted and laughed some more.
"What's so funny, you mean ugly hippozinklesplat!?" demanded Tatgirl.
"You mean you don't know little girl?" inquired the hippopotamus.
Now, as you might imagine, Tatgirl was quite furious with the blubber beast in front of her. She removed a can of SodaUrine from her knapsack and proceeded to shake it vigoursly. Aiming the top of the can towards the hippopotamus, she opened the beverage releasing a torrent of SodaUrine at the laughing hippo.
Fortunately for the hippopotamus, he was able to block the liquid with an umbrella that bounced the SodaUrine straight back onto Tatgirl.
The hippo laughed and farted some more. "Little girl, silly little girl. It's a good thing I keep an umbrella up my ass."
"Yes it is," said a smiling, dripping wet Tatgirl, "yes it is."
Then she farted too.
THE END
ps. its a true story.
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