What are the funniest things people have come out with when there fucked??

1st Some girl at an house party was barking like a dog fucked for about 45 mins on ket

2nd This was at the after party at the travel lodge after promise this friday "my arm feels like a pendulum"as he is swinging it round.This was my cousin after STE had giving him ket for the first time just before he went into a big K hole

3rd " I want some fluffy bacon daggers " my mate jeff talking in his sleep after a night of pills and coke apparently after some bacon sarnies.

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ive heard quite a few funny ket-based ones especially from alan (theonewhoknows)


ill try and remember some!

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hrm why cant i neva remember what ppl said?

I remember i saw a burd pish herself once after smoking too much weed sexy

"its 37 o'clock" by my mate Kerr

cant remember anymore atm

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shaun : look I'm a tower

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Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer ive heard quite a few funny ket-based ones especially from alan (theonewhoknows) ill try and remember some!

LOL was just gonna type that. The funniest was
@ Ours

"Cock au Van...ITS A CHICKEN DISH"

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oh and john (special jon)



"I NEED A BLOODY GRILL"

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The greatest state of being.....

I remember once walking outside at a house party, to find my older brother, who was on WAY too much acid, crouching over a trail of ants going "ANTZILLA! DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM-DAH!"

Pissed myself laughing for hours!!!

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After a cloud stopped the rays of light shining on us at Loveparade 2000:

"The sun is gone, OMFG The sun is gone!"

After fly had told me of a chat up line that his mate had used on a bird, i told my friend it, which he found well amusing and just had to try... (he was a bit out of it at the time )

*Neil walks up to rather fit looking bird, pointing to his dick:

"Well its not gonna suck itself is it"

*SLAP*

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike After fly had told me of a chat up line that his mate had used on a bird, i told my friend it, which he found well amusing and just had to try... (he was a bit out of it at the time ) *Neil walks up to rather fit looking bird, pointing to his dick: "Well its not gonna suck itself is it" *SLAP*

LOL

U dont actually use it ffs, lol. Only in slapper aylesbury

hehehe that is funny

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hmmmmmm one while i was in gatecrasher.

Random lad: "OI mate" (Taps my shoulder)
"Were did you get that T-shirt from?"

Me: "Ohh i made it mate"

Random Lad: " u got it from matalan, (some banter)"

Me: "No I made it"

Random Lad: "yeah matalan, I heard u mate (Thumbs up). Anyway im off to meet some mates cya later"

Me and Pan-ash (GC Board): "Ha ha ha ha ha ha"

Thought it was funny as chuff at the time

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When i went to New York to see PvD, there were these guys that cheered for the DJ the entire night except that they were cheering for the wrong DJ, "Tiesto, Tiesto". Fucken dummies.
Same night, these goofs were walking altroughout the club in a row, one had a plastic cup over the eye, the other had a plastic cup over his ear and the last one had a plastic cup over his mouth. Like "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil." Weird.