All of you TAs from Toronto area should check this kid out.
"20yr Male Virginity RARE flower, Armin virgin Item # 2909331981"
You are bidding on (1) male virginity. My friend, Armin, has been waiting for the right girl. He is 20 years old and has been waiting for the right girl. But now the forbidden fruit will be tasted by 1 lucky bidder. He is 20 years old, 6 feet, 160lbs, University Student studying Business @ www.yorku.ca BEFORE BIDDING, you must send your picture to [email protected] . You may also send him a picture of yourself with MSN using the same email address, as well as any questions you may have. If he approves your picture, you may bid. NO DEADBEAT BIDDERS!! The reserve is set at $2000 dollars in U.S. funds. This rare experience costs close to 20 thousand dollars in the black market, but he is letting it go because of a growing gambling addiction. RULES: 1) Winning bidder MUST be female 2) Winning bidder MUST have their picture approved first. 3) Winning bidder will travel to Toronto 4) Winning bidder must be tested for all STD's and have some sort of certificate. NO DEADBEAT BIDDERS!! BID WITH CONFIDENCE! There are 2 picture below of Armin.
lol
this shit is just way tooooo funny.
Stevek
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Jan-30-2003 04:28
TeKnoHe@d2025
Derek Howell Addict
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Um...isn't that considered prostitution? I never figured out how someone could do this and get away with it. Unless, of course, if prostitution is legal where you live
This is about on the same level as people seeling off their Diablo 2 passwords for up to $5,000 (No Joke)
Heehee, this is funny tho
Jan-30-2003 06:07
DjTS-NeXiLe
mixAddict™
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: the higher state of conciousness
To think he produced all that amazing trance with black-hole and has been a kickass dj all these years, and has been a virgin all along. I thought superstar djs were supposed to rake in the ladies! oh well.
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Jan-30-2003 06:21
DJ_Skaya
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Washington DC
quote:
Originally posted by DjTS-NeXiLe
To think he produced all that amazing trance with black-hole and has been a kickass dj all these years, and has been a virgin all along. I thought superstar djs were supposed to rake in the ladies! oh well.
Yeah man, I've heard Oakenfold sleeps with a different girl after every gig he plays! I tink that's pretty gross, but if a 41 year old nasty aging british man can do it, you'd think Armin could rake in at lest 1 girl!
Maybe Armin's been holding back. Maybe he's insecure about his small penis or something...
...Oh wait, that's not Armin van Buuren
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Jan-30-2003 06:31
davinox
diving deep into sound
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: you could say i'm from dallas
2000 bucks? what a rip off.
i'm free. ;-)
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Jan-30-2003 06:37
blazed it
Chavtastic!
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Beijing
shiet i was just about to post this.
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Jan-30-2003 06:38
twizta
deeeeeppppp dishhh'ed
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Shanghai, China
: O oh wow...and yes on the oakenfold sleeping with different woman after his gig....i saw him running off with a chinese whore after he finished his set here. ^_^
Jan-30-2003 06:38
capricorn15
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Registered: May 2001
Location: CA
its not armin van buuren, it is some armenian guy, at least that is what he looks like
Jan-30-2003 06:39
DjTS-NeXiLe
mixAddict™
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: the higher state of conciousness
boner.
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"Many trances so produced are dangerous, because you can get lost in them. The reason is that the multiple trances can become fixed - relatively permanent - and one stays more or less always in a trance. That is an addictive trance."
Jan-30-2003 07:29
Time2Burn
TOTA Beacon
Registered: Mar 2001
Location:
This dude goes to my school. If I ever see him on campus I'll slap him for y'all.
Roflol! Look what this Dude Is Selling On Ebay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!
