I was just surfing the internet and I found some hilarious Bush quotes.
Here they are. I dont know about their validity, but they seem to have a date attached to them.
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"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
-George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
-George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
-George W. Bush

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
-George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
-George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
-George W. Bush 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
-George W. Bush, 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
-George W. Bush, 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."
-George W. Bush

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
-Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-George W. Bush

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
-George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
-George W. Bush to reporters

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Taken from http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/bush_quotes.htm