Me and 8 others wrapped our whole entire high school for a senior prank. A school tradition nonetheless, but we spent about 4 hours in the morning doing it. We had over 20 bags of newspaper and over 200 rolls of TP. We were the first class in history to be charged with trespassing and defacing school property. After 3 months of debating, lawyers, and good behavior, we were let off just with a fine and no ticket.

Another great moment came in my junior year in highschool where me and some other buddies threw stink bombs everywhere in our school; especially in the cafeteria. It was a quick way to get to the head of the line and it was the most funniest thing to see people waving their hands in front of their faces. We once moved one whole side of the cafeteria to the other. Penalty, we got ratted out and sentenced to 2 weeks in school suspension.

I was arrested for egging kids on halloween.

I used to act like a retard when I went to malls. Drolling, yelling, the whole ordeal. My good buddy would hold me by the arm and tell me no. I would grab people's shirts and tip over clothes racks and fall down escalators. The shittier things about doing this is, people actually were saying, "Look at that retard..."

oh yeah...and I fucked a pig

peace,

Steve

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I remember one time I was chillin with my friends at a local school (I think I was like 11 or so). We actually went to the school to hop onto the roof to collect some tennis balls, but we noticed the window was smashed. At the same time one of my friends was breaking up with his girlfriend. So she calls the police and claims that we broke the window. It wasn't us that broke the windows, but the bitch wanted revenge or something.

A few days later I go out with some other friends with some slingshots and marbles and break some windows at a different school. I get back home only to realize that a detective showed up at my house while I was gone, and wanted to speak to me about some broken windows. The Detective was gonna come back at a later time when I was home.

So a few days go by and he finally interrogates me. I was volunteering nothing because I didn't want to go to jail. After a few minutes into the interrogation I realized he was talking about the school window from the first school, and not the ones I shot out with the slingshot. It felt like 2 elephants got off my shoulders. I told him everything I knew about what happend to that window, and I was scot free.... hahahha


OMG I was so scared. I thought I was gonna go to jail.






In my senior year at high school I got stuck on on a paper, and needed to write something down fast. The paper had something to do with world nutrition, foreign aid, and other bullshit like that. I didn't know anything on the subject so I just bullshitted it.

A few days latter I'm summonsed to the VP's office. She's like "I guess you know why you're here". I said that I didn't, and offered my assistance into whatever she needed. She asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up, and I told her I wanted to join the SWAT team so I can use all the guns. Then she says that it was braught to her attention by my teacher that I was spreading hate propaganda. This was just after the Columbine incident, so people were edgy. She must have thought I was psychotic or something.

Anyway, she's reading my paper to me. I'm sitting there laughing my ass off 'cuz it's the funniest shit ever. But she's not impressed. She threatened to call the police and get me charged and all this bullshit. She said that if she did that I would never be able to find a job. I thought I was fucked on that too.

She let me go with the promise to re-write my paper and to never talk about that stuff again.

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i'd share some of mine, but i'm not sure if it's a good idea considering some of the people here know me, and that could cause some legal issues

all thign i did were very wrong and although i didn't get caught (yes i'm that damn good) i would never do them again

let's just say that once place i worked at paid for my whole car stereo system back in 2000. i made ~ 4000 CDN in a month and a half.
never took any money, but sold stuff. perfect scam, just found some loopholes, took advantage of em.

this one is funny, back in highschool i used to work at red lobster and i took a roll of stickers that went on shrip trays, they said somethign like try our new shrimp cocktail or something
so i gave em to my buddies who had first period off at school and they went around the highschool plastering the building with red lobster stickers, they went into guys washroom and spelled out (vice-principal - will not name her) is a whore


so the Vp did some investigating and brought in all the people that worked at red lobster and went to my highschool and it turned out that all of us had first & second period classes.

never got caught

one time after exams (highschool again) i was in the library with a buddy and wanted to leave, the librarian made us stay until all exams were over. vp came in and told us to stay put as well.

so i got pissed off and the next morning swiped all the mice from all the computers in the library

there's more but i dont wanna make this post too long

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Originally posted by E\/AN AL|\/|AE Me and 8 others wrapped our whole entire high school for a senior prank. A school tradition nonetheless, but we spent about 4 hours in the morning doing it. We had over 20 bags of newspaper and over 200 rolls of TP. We were the first class in history to be charged with trespassing and defacing school property. After 3 months of debating, lawyers, and good behavior, we were let off just with a fine and no ticket. Another great moment came in my junior year in highschool where me and some other buddies threw stink bombs everywhere in our school; especially in the cafeteria. It was a quick way to get to the head of the line and it was the most funniest thing to see people waving their hands in front of their faces. We once moved one whole side of the cafeteria to the other. Penalty, we got ratted out and sentenced to 2 weeks in school suspension. I was arrested for egging kids on halloween. I used to act like a retard when I went to malls. Drolling, yelling, the whole ordeal. My good buddy would hold me by the arm and tell me no. I would grab people's shirts and tip over clothes racks and fall down escalators. The shittier things about doing this is, people actually were saying, "Look at that retard..." oh yeah...and I fucked a pig peace, Steve

@ Barton Creek Mall?? That's right by my house....

I don't know about fucking pigs or making people think i actually AM a retard, but the stink bomb thing was good fun I agree. I used to do that in Middle school a-lot...It was so funny to see all the people waving their arms in front of their faces.

Ahhh...to be 12 again hah.

BTW: what highschool did you go to??

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Originally posted by DaveSaenz @ Barton Creek Mall?? That's right by my house.... I don't know about fucking pigs or making people think i actually AM a retard, but the stink bomb thing was good fun I agree. I used to do that in Middle school a-lot...It was so funny to see all the people waving their arms in front of their faces. Ahhh...to be 12 again hah. BTW: what highschool did you go to??

I'm actually from Houston, I moved here about 8 months ago. I dream of going to UT, but I also dreamt of moving away from the parents. Austin is the city of music though, and I am a newbie DJ (8 months), I though this city would be a great start.

Nah I never fucked a pig, except when I had to get out of a ticket once............

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150+ mph race while over the legal limit ( > 0 for minors ) not drunk, barely buzzed...still woulda been in a moderate amount of trouble hehe

see my stoned thread
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Okay, so this one time me and my 2 friends (1 of them posts here) decided to drive around and egg people on a Friday night. It was pretty funny, we nailed a whole bunch of hookers and random people.

Anyways, I was driving because my other 2 friends had been drinking, so they were the ones chucking the eggs. As we were driving by these 2 guys my friend chucks an egg at them.

Anyways, a few blocks away we slow down to take a break, but then like as soon as we stopped and parked 2 seconds later this car pulls up beside us and it was those 2 guys they followed us in a car!!! One of my friends bolts from the car and dropped his shoe. One of the guys from the other car chases after him. The other guy goes up to my window. Their car had pinned our car against the sidewalk, as there wasn't enough room to maneuver out of there. Now, these guys were pretty big, and I was trying to think really fast of what to do. He kept yelling "Get out of the car" but I was like "no" so instead he told me to give him the keys. I gave him the keys. Then he goes to the other side of the car, and the door is open cuz my other friend bolted. He's yelling at my friend in the back seat to get out of the car. Now, I had watched Bumfights earlier in that day, and as the scene was unfolding I was thinking in my head that me and my friend were gonna get shitkicked. Flashbacks from Bumfights of guys getting totally owned sprung into my head. I had my swiss army knife in my pocket, and was deciding whether to kamikaze it out of there and go down fighting, but after 5 minutes or so of trying, the guy gave up on trying to get us out of the car. His friend came back (my other friend managed to escape with only 1 shoe) and he and his friend were deciding what to do with us. I heard things like they were gonna take our shoes, or line us up and egg us and then take our shoes, or shitkick us and take our shoes (one of the guys really wanted to take our shoes for some reason) but in the end they called the cops and we got warnings and the cops took the rest of our eggs.

Rule of thumb : When you go egging, make sure there are atleast 2 other cars with you (1 in front 1 in back) to avoid people gtting your licence plate + the safety in numbers thing, and also make sure your car isn't shit (we were using my friends moms colt, this was waay before I got my car)






This other time, we were in the department store, and me and my friends took boxes of those stupid scooter things (razors?) and opened them and assembled them in the aisle, and then we were racing around the store in them. Ya we got kicked out, but it was great. The floor was all slick and you could get some good speed down the meat aisle which was like a kilometre long


you can't buy these kind of memories *sniff*

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threw someone i was fighting with down a flight of stairs at a club in Quebec City...

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i was in the city (melbourne), witrh a few freinds, so for fun, i grabbed the smallest one, and started to throw him into fat people who walked past, anyhow, most just scowled at me, but one attacked the guy i threw, so i just started laughing, then i walked off with my mate being pursued by a fat man.....

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I spray-painted a wall of my old elementary school.
It was the first (and last) time ever I'd used a spray can...
Halfway through (it was a HUGE text, I think we were there for 2 hours) the can broke somehow and that ice cold silver paint ran down my hands and shirt... I spent an hour in the bathroom trying to clean myself after that.

Also, just before the can broke someone'd seen us (it was Saturday, about 3-4AM) and probably called the cops... my friend was on the top of another school building (it was a 2-part school) started screaming "cops, cops!"... we ran like hell, only to realise that they wouldn't had seen us in the first place as they were checking out the wrong side of the building...

After I finally got home the next morning I realized how fucking stupid we'd been...

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