RALPHABETIC odyssey...

A

is for Armand Tanzarian. I got carsick in his office...

B

I'm not a girl, I'm a BOY! That's right, Ralph. Never give up.

C

is for caterpillar, one of my lifelong dreams.

D

is for DIARAMA. Just what the heck is a diarama?

E

is for EARTHWORM. Nuff said.

F

My FACE is on FIRE!.

G

is for glue. Careful with that stuff, unless you like your shoulder sticky.

H

is for Mrs. Hoover. She has a problem with spirokeets, you know.

I

I'm IDAHO!

J

Somebody stole my JUICE money!

K

If I KEPT my finger out of my nose, it wouldn't bleed so much.

L

is for Lisa, my one true love.

M

My cat's name is MITTENS..

N

is chicken NECKS.

O

My worm went in my mouth. Can I have a new ONE?

P

is for Armand Tanzarian.

Q

Daddy, these rubber pants are hot!

R

Look, Big Daddy! It's REGULAR Daddy!

S

is for SNAGGLEPUSS. He was going to the bathroom!

T

is for TOPHAT Entertainment. Wroooowl!.

U

Me fail English? That's UNPOSSIBLE!

V

There's a dog in the VENT!

W

I bent my WOOKIE!

X

is for XXX. (See T)

Y

My skin is YELLOW!

Z

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