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The real hero in Iraq (pg. 2)
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| Spad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Az
he's the only reason I watch the news :stongue: |
The best one was
"There are no American soldiers in Baghdad, they tried to capture our airport and we defeated them." [gunfire in distance] "They have been driven away"
And did anybody see that journolist blatently taking the piss doing a Lloyd Grossman-style tour of one of Saddams palaces? :haha: Drawing attention to the intricate detailing on the marble floor and the cystal chandaleers lmao. |
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| Az |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer
mis-information phrase for today was: "the americans will all burn in there tanks we are not afraid"
genius |
the classic one was when the americans had the information ministry surrounded at the start of a press conference, and he denied it, and by the end, the americans had buggered off somewhere else :stongue: |
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| Az |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spad
"There are no American soldiers in Baghdad, they tried to capture our airport and we defeated them." [gunfire in distance] "They have been driven away"
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yeah he said the iraqi's destroyed them, then they left :stongue:
it makes you wish this war lasted forever :D |
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| jonsimmonds |
| i dont know whats better, tank cam or infomation guy, he was speaking live on bbc, and they guy just cut him off and said "we are leaving him as hes not saying anything meaningfull and truefull" |
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| Az |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonsimmonds
i dont know whats better, tank cam or infomation guy, he was speaking live on bbc, and they guy just cut him off and said "we are leaving him as hes not saying anything meaningfull and truefull" |
bloody BBC
sky stick with him :D |
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| jonsimmonds |
| quote: | Originally posted by Az
bloody BBC
sky stick with him :D |
i aitn got sky though :(
tank cams more fun though! imm just waiting for crusie missile cam |
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| Az |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonsimmonds
i aitn got sky though :(
tank cams more fun though! imm just waiting for crusie missile cam |
tank cams e
best is John Simpson cam, complete with blood on the lens! |
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| jonsimmonds |
| quote: | Originally posted by Az
tank cams e
best is John Simpson cam, complete with blood on the lens! |
ahhah true! i was watchin the news when he was doing a interview and some medic was telling him he was bleeding! would be quite funny if it wasnt in such bad circumstances |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
Aye hilarious stuff what a bullter, its best when it starts making threats, Americans surrender in the streets of Baghdad or Burn alive in your tanks.
And when they took the airport that was the best, he says the complete opposite, if I was a British or an American General I would be falling off my chair laughing at him.
But yeah give him a TV show it would be mint. |
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| jonsimmonds |
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
just been watchin the bbc news and he didnt turn up for his normal press conference, and all the minders arnt there, they have been reporting without geting "monitered" looks like hes released he was on a different planet and leged it |
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| tu_face |
or maybe they are all dead.
i still dont think the information ministry is the funniest thing of the war so far.. i remember seeing some british troops in basra, they had a camera with them while they were checking some building for resistence.. one said "im dying for a cuppa" (true british military style) and they then opened a door, and about 6 chickens came flying out, theyt all their pants, and on live TV at about dinner time, we heard the cry "! some bastards put chickens in ere!" :stongue: :stongue:
i damn near wet myself, and the news readers werent far behind! |
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| flystyler |
LOL, i agree with jeff, that was funny as fook. hehe
And also at about 1pm when they said, "ok we will now liste to wot the men are saying as they check the building. And all you could hear was " " hehe. Woops
Ahh well good to see our troops leading the way of teaching our young children how to swear :D |
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