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funny joke i heard
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shawn2331
Three nuns all die in a car crash and wind up at the pearly gates infront of St Peter. St peter says to the nuns...

"My ladies, you are free to go into heaven, on the condition that you reveal what part of your body has touched a penis and you dip that part of your body in this bowl of holy water." All the nuns agree, and the first nun steps forward.

"Father, i have touched a penis with my hand." "fair enough. dip it in the water and your free to enter." So she does. Just before the second nun is about to speak, the third nun butts in and says in a hurry "If you think im drinking that water after she dips her in it, you got another thing coming."
DarkFall01
Hahaha, I love this one :haha: :haha: :haha:
victor
the third one shoul've gone first... :p
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