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Biker gets new penis from arm muscle
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arj1o1
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Biker gets new penis from arm muscle

A biker from Berlin whose penis was ripped off in a freak motorcycling accident has had a new one made from a muscle in his arm.

Michael Gruber's penis was ripped off by the petrol tank of his 900cc Honda when it crashed into a tree.

The 37-year-old has had months of surgery. He can now urinate properly and has a full sex life with his girlfriend.

He said: "I flew out of the curve and smashed against a tree. I was squashed between the tank and the seat. The tank was ripped off, and with it my penis.

"It was agony, I looked down and it was gone and then I don't remember any more because I passed out."

He added: "The doctors made me a new penis from the muscle tissue in my lower left arm."

Surgeons connected a tube inside the muscle to his bladder so he can urinate properly. He is also able to get an erection.

"I feel like a real man again," Mr Gruber told the German TV documentary programme, Blitz.


Story filed: 15:38 Wednesday 25th July 2001


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_359838.html
Apoptosis
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The 37-year-old has had months of surgery. He can now urinate properly and has a full sex life with his girlfriend.

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He is also able to get an erection.


HOW???????????????????? There's no swelling tissue in arm muscle! (maybe he can just flex his new dick-muscle and it will just stand?? :D) And what about the 'helmet', how can you stimulate it so that it will get hard??
DJPrototypeX
damn:eek:
BeatFreak
He must now have one ugly penis.
Maaz
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Originally posted by BeatFreak
He must now have one ugly penis.

We all do :D
[N]ûk|êû[Z]
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Originally posted by Maaz
We all do :D


speak for yourself...... mines a work of art ........ picasso unfortunately :( :p
victor
lollllllllllllllll
Tranc3
Erm...hrmm...:eyes:

Every day I go on the internet my perspective of humanity gets a little more ed up
Shudder
WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS THIS WORLD COMING TO????
Munken
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Originally posted by Shudder
WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS THIS WORLD COMING TO????


i can't speak for everyone, but i usually come to porn

Mirv0
:eyes: :eyes:
Santino
WOW WILD STUFF :eyes:
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