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I'm Bored and Sad (pg. 4)
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| beema |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSaenz
Piss off!!!!!!1
J/K. ;) :toothless ;) |
ROFL |
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| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by zorra
One Friday, Mr. Goodbar wanted to Skor. So he took Miss Hersey to the Pot of Gold Motel on the corner of Aero & Fifth Avenue to show her some Twix. He began to feel her Mounds; that was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll and made him want to Eatmore. "This is Wonderbar," he let out a snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Kitkat and caused a Milkyway, she screamed, "Oh Henry" as she grabbed his Big Turk and squeezed his M&M's. Miss Hersey said, "You are even better then the Three Musketeers," to which Mr. Goodbar replied, "When your this big they call you Mr." Soon Miss Hersey was big and chunky and nine months later she had a Baby Ruth. |
Zorra you're my hero. You need a prize too. :toothless |
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| trancEyes22 |
| haha yes beema, that was quite hysterical :rolleyes: |
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| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancEyes22
:D |
If you pick me up from the airport. :toothless
Nah, I love you anyways. 
Haha. You don't even know what I look like....
I look like this, but less green: :toothless
First thing tomorrow I scan my rainy pic I swear...
It can be my new avatar. Everyone started hating me because of Evil geraldo. I know why too....:( :rolleyes: :( |
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| Emil |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
i used to be a swimmer... but i never did well in salt water. i am afraid of the fishies. |
I will protect you from the fish. :cool:
Emil |
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| trancEyes22 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSaenz
If you pick me up from the airport. :toothless
Nah, I love you anyways.
Haha. You don't even know what I look like....
I look like this, but less green: :toothless
First thing tomorrow I scan my rainy pic I swear...
It can be my new avatar. Everyone started hating me because of Evil geraldo. I know why too....:( :rolleyes: :( |
who hated you!! i'll kill em ;) |
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| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancEyes22
who hated you!! i'll kill em ;) |
Several people on here.......
I won't name them.
It's funny. In the real world of my life today, there was nothing but love; Yet I still feel blank....
I can't decide what flag I should be...I can't stop seeing little kids with missing limbs in my mind...Seeing chaos on the streets of Baghdad. My cousin is there somewhere; A marine. He was signing autographs for the children the other day; Fighting for his life the next.
I can't stop seeing pictures of North Korean soldiers in my mind; Marching in formation...almost as if they are wind-up toys. The US is conducting war games right now. There is more talk of war on the Korean peninsula.
I want the US flag to represent freedom as it always has...
I just want this madness called "War" to end.
Alas.
It's
human
nature. |
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| davinox |
one day Grodix was screwing around with Crispus Attucks. they were playing Scrabble but were just throwing the pieces around because they couldn't read. Then all of a sudden Martin Sanchez comes out and is like, "Hey, when did I tell you boys to quit being assclowns and start cleaning my frigidaire?"
Crispus was like, "woah" but he accepted the challange and began to lap his way to the kitchen. Grodix said "gliech" and proceeded to mingle with the riitface. Everyone was puzzled by the disappreaing clam, and his microcock. |
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| icedale |
I'm bored and sad as well.
And that explanation of yours' made complete sense to me. |
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| Dj_ExOn |
| quote: | Originally posted by zorra
One Friday, Mr. Goodbar wanted to Skor. So he took Miss Hersey to the Pot of Gold Motel on the corner of Aero & Fifth Avenue to show her some Twix. He began to feel her Mounds; that was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll and made him want to Eatmore. "This is Wonderbar," he let out a snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Kitkat and caused a Milkyway, she screamed, "Oh Henry" as she grabbed his Big Turk and squeezed his M&M's. Miss Hersey said, "You are even better then the Three Musketeers," to which Mr. Goodbar replied, "When your this big they call you Mr." Soon Miss Hersey was big and chunky and nine months later she had a Baby Ruth. |
lmfao! |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by zorra
One Friday, Mr. Goodbar wanted to Skor. So he took Miss Hersey to the Pot of Gold Motel on the corner of Aero & Fifth Avenue to show her some Twix. He began to feel her Mounds; that was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll and made him want to Eatmore. "This is Wonderbar," he let out a snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Kitkat and caused a Milkyway, she screamed, "Oh Henry" as she grabbed his Big Turk and squeezed his M&M's. Miss Hersey said, "You are even better then the Three Musketeers," to which Mr. Goodbar replied, "When your this big they call you Mr." Soon Miss Hersey was big and chunky and nine months later she had a Baby Ruth. |
did you write that? very cute. |
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| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by icedale
I'm bored and sad as well.
And that explanation of yours' made complete sense to me. |
Mine??
It provides an opposing balance to the Mr. Spoogebar story. It helps to have an explaination..........
Someone get that person who wrote that a prize.....:toothless
Ok. Happy again......
I must be bipolar...:stongue: |
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