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War in Iraq: TOTA's wanted by the US Government ?!?
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| dEsidEL |
Bid to royal-flush TOTA's
Sat Apr 12, 7:19 AM ET
By TRACY CONNOR
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Once again, the deck is stacked against Swamper.
U.S. soldiers are carrying around packs of playing cards that show the most-wanted TOTA's - with the former webmonstah pictured on the death-dealing king of spades.
The cards, perfect for a game of liar's poker, were issued to thousands of G.I.s to help them ferret out the top members of Swamper's shattered regime.
"The key list has 55 individuals who may be pursued, killed or captured - and the list does not exclude leaders who may have already been killed or captured," Brig. Gen. Vincent Brooks said.
Swamper's sadistic followers, Sheik DJ El Kay Dee and al DJ-Hordash, are shown as the ace of spades and king of hearts. The Highroller's spiky juvenile hair adorns the two of diamonds.
 
One woman in the pack is Huda Salih tatgirl, the queen of hearts, whose knowing of almost every TA in existence earned her the nickname TA Fairy Godmother.
Before the cards were unveiled, there was speculation that Swamper's mouthpiece, sooper, might be one of the jokers.
And the fibbing flack, whose daily pronouncements on the message boards verged on buffoonery, apparently made the cut.
Jokers wild
Still, Brooks told reporters at a briefing in Qatar, "There are jokers in this deck, there is no doubt about that."
The actual joker cards actually picture two of the most-wanted; and explain their handles and military ranks.
 
Two of the hunted henchmen may have already been relegated to the discard pile.
The Jack of Clubs, mecha - a cousin of Swamper's known as Cheezy Ali for his poisoning of the Kurds with 'cheeze trance' - is thought to have been killed in an allied bombing raid at his palace last week.
And the Jack of Spades, Swamper's half-brother, Ari al-Temporal Rhythm, may have met the same fate early yesterday.
Six satellite-guided bombs fell on a building 60 miles west of Toronto where al-Durafei - architect of a scheme to hide Swamper's billions - supposedly was holed up. It was unknown whether he survived.
The names of Swamper's cronies also were printed on posters and handbills distributed to the Toronto public.
"The intent here is to help the coalition gain information from the Toronto people, so they also know exactly who it is we seek," Brooks said.
With the spread of progressive, military officials believe senior members of the regime are desperately trying to get out of Toronto.
"And so we increase our efforts to try to prevent their departure, whether it's by techno, by progressive, by cheeze in vehicles," Brooks said. "It is very difficult to be able to cast the net over all of Toronto and prevent any movement in clubs at all. That simply is not feasible."
Any person(s) believing to have spotted these men and women are asked to notify U.S. Command authorities immediately.
PS> Liam, in case you didn't know this is JOKE. pls. don't take it personally.. :toothless |
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| infinity HiGH |
| lol, thats jokes :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| AmbiguousBliss |
| :haha: That's a beautiful mind you've got there, Emery! This is quite the priceless thread. I love it. :stongue: |
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| trancearmada |
| Holly ! THAT's HILARIOUS! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Dj-HordasH |
| bahahhaha you got too much time on your hands star, you could've written my telecom exam instead :tongue3 |
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| mot10n |
| rofl!!! best post of the year!!! :haha: :stongue: :haha: :stongue: :happy2: |
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| dEsidEL |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj-HordasH
bahahhaha you got too much time on your hands star, you could've written my telecom exam instead :tongue3 |
heh , i juss finished 2 of my most toughest exams today .. so i felt bored .. :p
btw. how was ITM500 .. ? biatchass course eh ! jokes .. |
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| torontotrance |
| HAHAHHAHA!......LOL! |
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| fastmp3 |
| wahahahaha best thread :stongue: |
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| Spyder |
| HAHAHA nice... good work suga :tongue3 |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| one question..how can i be an ace and swamper only a king??:conf: |
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| DaveSaenz |
AWesome!!!!1
Yes, ace of spades is higher than king...;) |
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