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| torontotrance |
Mikey Howard
Mikey Howard is really not a geordie tosser who supports a e footy team. He is actually someone who was cloned to get the perfect Sailor poster boy. It all started back in the mid 80's, back in the days where Neo still had hair (there is a thought), Ste was not a drug addict and Ian was sane, Alan was not a pedo and Coup was not gay.
They cloned him from lemons, an old newcastle utd shirt and a tracksuit from a scouser. They created a pretty boy who would be the envy of all trade addicts. Fast forward to today, he lives near newcastle and has much patience. He hopes that pvd will return to his former glory and that newcastle will win the premier (snowball chance in hell) and that he will get more than a 56K. Mikey hopes to be poster boy for the british navy one day soon and hopes to get a girl that can stand his bitterness. I thought I was bitter then I met Mikey....who complains at more things than moi (I thought that was IMPOSSIBLE!). Mikey is hiding from his stalker Rockshox who desperately wants to make mad passionate love to mikey. Mikey is not gay tho some suspect he may change teams. Also Mikey wants to be his hero Paul Van Dyk who keeps putting out e vandit records. Mikey hopes to one day work for his hero, Pedo..gary glitter because mikey feels he can get gary what he needs...young boys (Alan got fired from this job because he kept sleeping with the merchandise). All in all..if you see him....tell him that rockshox has sweetened the deal. |
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| Dumonde Trancer |
| a long time ago in a ty skag den town not so far away, there lived a child called brettamine. sadly when he was a child he got trapped in an egg box and was mentally scarred from the ordeal and ever since strikes out with rage and cries bloody murder everytime sum1 says egg. the moral of this story is that i cant be ing arsed to write anything vaguely funny or interesting. :D |
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| Kinuvan |
Julie_Spyder as she's known round these parts is an adorable young Polish/ Canadian lass currently residing in that disease ridden city, Toronto. Her mum constantly gets on her nerves and many of her violent mood swings are attributed to this. In contrast to her unnecessarily self depreciating nature she has a huge hug providing heart and will look after anyone who's feeling a bit down. In conclusion; she's great i love her to bits :)  |
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| WillEastbury |
| quote: | Originally posted by BSE cybercow
i'm not elite enough yet :( |
Nor me ! :) |
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| Coup |
| quote: | Originally posted by torontotrance
Mikey Howard
Mikey Howard is really not a geordie tosser who supports a e footy team. He is actually someone who was cloned to get the perfect Sailor poster boy. It all started back in the mid 80's, back in the days where Neo still had hair (there is a thought), Ste was not a drug addict and Ian was sane, Alan was not a pedo and Coup was not gay.
They cloned him from lemons, an old newcastle utd shirt and a tracksuit from a scouser. They created a pretty boy who would be the envy of all trade addicts. Fast forward to today, he lives near newcastle and has much patience. He hopes that pvd will return to his former glory and that newcastle will win the premier (snowball chance in hell) and that he will get more than a 56K. Mikey hopes to be poster boy for the british navy one day soon and hopes to get a girl that can stand his bitterness. I thought I was bitter then I met Mikey....who complains at more things than moi (I thought that was IMPOSSIBLE!). Mikey is hiding from his stalker Rockshox who desperately wants to make mad passionate love to mikey. Mikey is not gay tho some suspect he may change teams. Also Mikey wants to be his hero Paul Van Dyk who keeps putting out e vandit records. Mikey hopes to one day work for his hero, Pedo..gary glitter because mikey feels he can get gary what he needs...young boys (Alan got fired from this job because he kept sleeping with the merchandise). All in all..if you see him....tell him that rockshox has sweetened the deal. |
what the ing hell is that load of rubbish??? you must be on about dj mikey mike and dj mikey mike leaves nowhere near newcastle at all! he lives down south!!
The childrens book i made in year 8 about santa was more intresting than that! |
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| torontotrance |
I made the whole thing up for a laugh...then again..it turned out to be not funny. Then again, I wrote two versions you knob and here is the real and purposely ACCURATE and FRIENDLY version.
The real Mikey Howard Story
Mikey Howard is 18 years old and lives down south which is nowhere near Newcastle, but he supports Newcastle United which is his fave footy team. Mikey is addicted to Paul Van Dyk and seems to want every set pvd has on mp3 and likes to correct the tracklists. Actually he takes great interest in the proper spelling of Paul Van Dyk as PvD not PVD. He sees that mistake, he will correct it. Mikey's fave word is FECK OFF! and he likes to use it. He has the pretty boy looks which people think that he will be a model for some business ad someday but Mikey denies it. Mikey finally got a hold of the vinyl that he has wanted for years but has not received it which is Andy Ling - Fixation (Airwave Mix) on 12". All things being said, Mikey is a good guy.
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| Coup |
| quote: | Originally posted by torontotrance
Mikey Howard is 18 years old and lives down south which is nowhere near Newcastle, but he supports Newcastle United which is his fave footy team. Mikey is addicted to Paul Van Dyk and seems to want every set pvd has on mp3 and likes to correct the tracklists. Actually he takes great interest in the proper spelling of Paul Van Dyk as PvD not PVD. He sees that mistake, he will correct it. Mikey's fave word is FECK OFF! and he likes to use it. He has the pretty boy looks which people think that he will be a model for some business ad someday but Mikey denies it. Mikey finally got a hold of the vinyl that he has wanted for years but has not received it which is Andy Ling - Fixation (Airwave Mix) on 12". All things being said, Mikey is a good guy. |
english drop out. |
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| Dumonde Trancer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Coup
english drop out. |
hehe, says you! |
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| Coup |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
I got the GCSE's to do A-Levels, and then i could have done the A-Levels then Uni direction. but i didnt want to. tta obviously didnt make the grade :p |
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| torontotrance |
oh i did
A in all english courses in college
of course I made the grade little boy |
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| Spyder |
Toby...... mmmmmmm wot an asss
yes an ass that he has is just MMMmmm fine lookin.. do u know he likes to take pictures of his big toe i dont know who wants to suck on them but eeek stinky feet he has.. ppl say that coup is the baby of TA but i think toby is beacuse he is the cutest thing when he is high on E.. he's sorta lucky gets to live in two diffrent houses and he even sowes his own shirts.. but i'm betting most of ukta men doo aswell... hes a little gentle flower but has his own spice that can brun your tounge to a crisp in other words.. but hes good in hideing things he dislikes... all in all his tummy is very soft and i wuv smoochin it cuz hes one of the best ppl who can understand others at first glance.. ... or pondering at signatures.. hehehe |
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| Ian^ |
Wicked Neo
A Very Long time ago in ancient Denmania dinosaurs roamed the Earth, Cavemen were beating each other up, and Birds & bees were having sex together. One day God decided to make someone different, someone neutral, to moderate the jungle, that day, he made Wicked Neo!
Neo however couldn't exist forever just keeping the peace, so god took the finest piece of Redwood and made him a woman. She cooked him wonderful dinners, kept him warm at night, and helped balance his life out.
Neo however managed to keep his identity secret to most, and left some of the people thinking that he may well be someone famous, however this was proved not to be the case, but left him the butt of some jokes for a while, until one day he appeared from the shadows to announce himself on the world, a new, confident person.
This person became a pillar of society and was eventually voted in as the patron saint of tranceaddict, a place set up by a dark creature from the deepest canadian lakes, known only as Swamper. Neo worked alongside guys including one who guest appeared on south park, as a retard called Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and one who kept himself to himself, and went by the guise of tu_face, although gurnign was the best thing he did with such face.
Our great friend Neo was posting on the tranceaddict board for many years before most of us knew of its existance, but we persevered to overtake his post count, after all, theres only so many times he can write ‘thread closed’
Neo is the kinda guy tho in all seriousness who has the respect of everyone, even if we tease him, and in Neo we trust :) he’s like the daddy of the group known of UKTA.
Neo inhabits a place known only as Liverpoooooooooool, and has been rumoured to try & fit in by wearing attire that befits the 1980s, but he rarely flaunts such numbers in public, he also has a tendancy for 3 hour baths :nervous:
Neo walked into a bar
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