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I, the penis..
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| DJ_FRAZ |
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
* I do physical labor
* I work at great depths
* I work head first
* I do not get weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Response from Management:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
* You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
* You don't always observe safety measures, such as wearing the correct
protective outfits
* You don't wait till pension age before retiring
* You don't like working double shifts
* You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed
the day's work
* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags |
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| occrider |
| OMG Hahahhaahhaha |
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| ppaik |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :haha: :haha: :haha:
LOL - good one |
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| SpykeChyld |
Dude, WTF.
Good .:D |
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| TranceSeeker |
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Great one! |
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| burns |
heheheheeheheehehe
:D |
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| Starfox |
| rofl! hwhahahah i pee`d.. |
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| Technaut |
mmmh that was well funny :D
*copies and pastes it to mates* |
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| StalkerElmo |
Thanks alot!
You just made my day complete! :D
Hahahh!!! |
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| zorra |
| heheh...that was really funny |
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