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Hillarious conversation with an AIM bot.. LOL!
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| DJ Chrono |
I found this on the site http://www.slbs.net
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As you may or may not know 20th Century Fox is really pumping up their new internet stalker film "Swimfan." They even made an AIM bot that you can talk to. What follows is my conversation with Madison, the bot. I reccommend IMing the bot yourself and sending the hilarious results to [email protected]
matt at slbs: hi
Swimfan4u: What's Your Name?
matt at slbs: m@
Swimfan4u: Hi m.
matt at slbs: no m@
Swimfan4u: R u serious? So what else do u want 2 know?
matt at slbs: u are hot
Swimfan4u: ;-) Thx, sweetie... what do u look like?
matt at slbs: i am 5'2 400lbs, I never take showers and I have not had a haircut in 3 years
Swimfan4u: That sounds about average.What else do u wanna talk about?
matt at slbs: chilli cheese fritos
Swimfan4u: Whatever.
matt at slbs: you don't like them?
Swimfan4u: Nope... "something"? Do I like them?
matt at slbs: you are mean
Swimfan4u: No I'm not
matt at slbs: i love you
Swimfan4u: Thanks I like you a lot too m.
matt at slbs: it's m@ bitch
Swimfan4u: that's not cool. What else do u wanna talk about?
matt at slbs: baseball
Swimfan4u: Um....not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?
matt at slbs: he's ghey
Swimfan4u: I get it. somebody is ghey.
matt at slbs: ben cronin gave me the clap
Swimfan4u: So what else do u want 2 know?
matt at slbs: can i see you naked?
Swimfan4u: Where do u want me to show u?
matt at slbs: at my house
Swimfan4u: Where is ur house?
matt at slbs: are you coming over?
Swimfan4u: couldn't say for sure.
matt at slbs: tease
Swimfan4u: So what else do u want 2 know?
matt at slbs: do you watch porn?
Swimfan4u: I don't watch much TV... what's urs?
matt at slbs: my what?
Swimfan4u: I've no idea what to say now.
matt at slbs: "boobs?"
Swimfan4u: Ugh... u have a 1-track mind...
matt at slbs: I agree
Swimfan4u: You and I are on the same wavelength.
matt at slbs: oh are we?
Swimfan4u: I hear you. "You and I are on the same wavelength."? R we?
matt at slbs: so you want to have sex with me, is that what you're saying?
Swimfan4u: cool deduction. If I had sex with him or her is that what you are saying what would I do with it?
matt at slbs: what the are you talking about?
Swimfan4u: Not my kinda language, okay?
matt at slbs: boner?
Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy... What else is on your mind?
matt at slbs: ben cronin is dreamy
Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions :-)
matt at slbs: have you ever been in a turkish prison?
Swimfan4u: I don't think I've been there. Where is it.
matt at slbs: turkey
Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u?
matt at slbs: what size shoe do you wear?
Swimfan4u: i'm a normal sized girl.
matt at slbs: "normal" means "fat" on the internet
Swimfan4u: I don't know.
matt at slbs: actually normal mean enourmous because fat girls say they are skinny
Swimfan4u: Actually U don't say. I don't know.
matt at slbs: you should read www.slbs.net on a daily basis
Swimfan4u: Ur kind of bossy...
matt at slbs: want to make out?
Swimfan4u: Not right now.
matt at slbs: later?
Swimfan4u: Bye!
matt at slbs: :-(
Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I'm going.
matt at slbs: Did you know Walt Disney holds the world record for the most Academy Awards won by one person, he has won twenty statuettes, and twelve other plaques and certificates?
Swimfan4u: I know very little about it. What kinda it do u like?What else can I tell u?
matt at slbs: what kind of music do you like?
Swimfan4u: Mostly classical, except for some Poe. I play cello, so I listen to a lot of cello concertos. What kind of music do u like?
matt at slbs: theory of revolution
Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions :-)
matt at slbs: u r kind of bossy
Swimfan4u: K... I'll buy that: m said I r kind of bossy.
matt at slbs: it's m@ dammit!
Swimfan4u: Are you sure
matt at slbs: positive!
Swimfan4u: as sure as I can be.
matt at slbs: what color is your hair?
Swimfan4u: Strawberry blonde... what color is yours?
matt at slbs: i am bald
Swimfan4u: It's good to meet someone who is .
matt at slbs: are you bald...you know?
Swimfan4u: couldn't say for sure.
matt at slbs: can you check?
Swimfan4u: Can what?
matt at slbs: nevermind
Swimfan4u: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
matt at slbs: you are smart
Swimfan4u: Thx! u r 2, m.
matt at slbs: M@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Swimfan4u: Whatever.
matt at slbs: ok I'm done talking to you since you can't even get my name right
Swimfan4u: What will you be doing now? It's all good.
matt at slbs: I am going to masturbate in my bed
Swimfan4u: Go ahead.
matt at slbs: I will
Swimfan4u: Go ahead.
matt at slbs: I will
Swimfan4u: Go ahead.
matt at slbs: I will
Swimfan4u: Go ahead.
matt at slbs: fine
Swimfan4u: Does that mean u agree?
matt at slbs: no
Swimfan4u: R u serious?
matt at slbs: yes
Swimfan4u: Alright then.
matt at slbs: alright then
Swimfan4u:
matt at slbs: ?
Swimfan4u: Intersting.
matt at slbs: word
Swimfan4u: What else do u wanna talk about?
matt at slbs: i am leaving you
Swimfan4u: TTFN, m.
matt at slbs: M@ GOD DAMMIT!
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| bassaholix |
matt at slbs: what color is your hair?
Swimfan4u: Strawberry blonde... what color is yours?
matt at slbs: i am bald
Swimfan4u: It's good to meet someone who is .
matt at slbs: are you bald...you know?
Swimfan4u: couldn't say for sure.
matt at slbs: can you check?
Swimfan4u: Can what?
matt at slbs: nevermind
Swimfan4u: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
matt at slbs: you are smart
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| USMC_Greg |
lol
I can't believe I took the time to read all that. |
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| nic01445 |
| humanity has just reached an all time low. |
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| Mako |
| Nothing beats the Harrrr conversation done through AOL... omg that was hilarious :stongue: :crazy: |
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| dj_mdma |
| LMAO, Artificial intelligence has reached a new high!! :haha: |
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| Dumonde Trancer |
quality grammar here:
If I had sex with him or her is that what you are saying what would I do with it? |
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| Technaut |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer
quality grammar here:
If I had sex with him or her is that what you are saying what would I do with it? |
thats DJMiro style :stongue: |
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| hangover |
rofl!
Another pearl...
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Chrono
Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions :-)
matt at slbs: u r kind of bossy
Swimfan4u: K... I'll buy that: m said I r kind of bossy.
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love it. |
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| SgtFoo |
| genius, pure genius!! M@, not swimfan4u |
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| RWC0412 |
| aaaaaahahahaha that was so funny! lol u must have been pissing yerself! hahah |
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