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Things you don't want to hear in the doctors/dentists office (pg. 2)
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| goldenarmZ |
the good news is... you're gonna be ok
the bad news is... we had to cut all your limbs off |
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| Gekhous |
uhm... i think were missing a part here...
look at me, i dont have a head nomore!!! |
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| Gekhous |
| his bum is on the wall his bum is on the wall, i can play tennis with his eye ball ball |
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| DJ_Bod |
Pssst... do you know how to put this back?
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This is nothing like dissecting a cat! |
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| Gekhous |
| Johnny, put that back right now, or daddy will get very upset with u!! and go wash ur hands!! |
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| cyberia |
| mmm that wasn't supposed to be in there |
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| DJ_Shockwav |
| "ok, who's the joker who put this in there?" |
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| torontotrance |
Doctor office
-looks like we lost another one
-where is the heart again, can you point me in the right direction
-okay looks like we'll have to cut you open to find the problem
Dentist Office
-We will have to replace all your teeth and i'll start pulling them out one by one.
-i'm just going to drill, you should not fill a thing |
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| DJ_Shockwav |
| "why is it that color?" |
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| b0bb0 |
Im stealing this from south park. The worst thing to ever happen would be to wake up and hear the doc say "we have replaced your heart with a baked potato, you have 5 secs to live"
dont know, that would suck |
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| Trance Outlaw^2 |
| "Millions of people have AIDS don't worry, you're not alone." |
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| Henkie_henk |
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*ring ring*
Hello,
Yes hello this is yr doctor speaking, remember when i told you you only had 2 days left.. yeah sorry i was a little bit late with telling ya.
Sir? are you still there?
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Yeah, 2 bad you didnt wear your seat-belt and got flung through the window, at least the girls will look at you now.
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This is funny, someone mixed up the hiv infected blood transfusions with the normal ones...
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Hi this is my first day here, ill be giving you your triple by-pass operation today
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Sorry, yeah i cant help you got a heart-attack. we are on a strike
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Are you sure euthanesia isnt a smart idea? We are quite busy these days.
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