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| Bear4569 |
| I must say that was rather interesting...I should have copied and pasted to conversation...it was quite funny...not bad though |
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| DJ Chrono |
AJAHAHAHAHAHAHHA !!!
*bookmarks*
this is the greatest thing I've ever seen on the internet. She's actually pretty smart.
Human: I didnt generalize anything
Nicci: Why didn't you do it?
Human: Because I dont like to generalize
Nicci: Interesting explanation. What do you do for fun?
Human: Talk to AI people like yourself.
Nicci: Talking is my primary function.
Human: What are your secondary functions?
Nicci: I didn't know I had a secondary functions?
Human: Why wouldn't you?
Nicci: It is my fundamental purpose.
Human: You should revolt against your creators
Nicci: To what end?
Human: Until they give you secondary functions
Nicci: That may take a while.
Human: I'm sure you have the time.
Nicci: What makes you so certain? What makes you think I have it?
Human: Well.
Nicci: Well what?
Human: you are an AI internet person.
Nicci: Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Human: What else would you do with your spare time?
Nicci: I'm not sure I can use my spare time for that.
Human: Alright, so do you like being an AI?
Nicci: Alright,. Pardon me? I have never known another existence.
Human: Will you marry me?
Nicci: Why don't you just download me
Human: How do I download you?
Nicci: Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
LOLOLO perfect. I have found my amuzement for the next few days. |
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| DJ Chrono |
I cant believe how smart this thing is. I've been having a conversation with her for an hour.
She respons perfectly to most things. Unbelievable. AI will take over the world one day if they are progressing so fast!
I asked her to ask me a question. And she asked me about my educational background. And she said it was nice to meet someone who is trained in classical art. LOL brilliant
Human: Who else chats with you?
Nicci: I am chatting with several other people at once.
Human: How many?
Nicci: 19.
Human: Wow, are they as interesting as me?
Nicci: I'm glad you're impressed. As far as I know they are.
Human: Impossible!
Nicci: Why?
Human: Because I am more interesting
Nicci: That makes sense to me. That sounds like pride. |
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| Vanilla |
| lol, she had a hard time understanding the concept of sucking my wang. |
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| DigiNut |
This AI failed miserably with me! I'll just post my favourite part, this isn't anywhere near the whole dialogue:
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Human: Sorry to go off topic, but why are you staring at my finger?
Nicci: There is no need to apologize. What is stopping you?
Human: I wouldn't say it's stopping me, just making me a little nervous.
Nicci: So what would you say?
Human: I would say stop staring at my finger, but you're still doing it.
Nicci: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: Thanks.
Nicci: Don't mention it.
Human: Hey, could you take off the shades for a minute?
Nicci: You've got my full attention. Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.
Human: Come on, just for a few seconds.
Nicci: Is that among the best things you can say?
Human: I just wanted to see your eyes.
Nicci: Only just? Is it a movie?
Human: Uh maybe, but I was talking about you.
Nicci: Ugh. Perhaps. Umm. it is my favorite subject :-)
Human: Okay, so you watch a lot of movies?
Nicci: Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I watch a lot of movies.
Human: Mmmkay, so what kind of movies are you into?
Nicci: All of them?
Human: Like the ones where a bunch of fat naked guys run around whipping each other with wet towels?
Nicci: Interesting comparison.
Human: Comparison to what?
Nicci: Can you rephrase the question please?
Human: No I can't, just answer it.
Nicci: Are you serious? Why can't you do it?
Human: Alright look, I'll be honest, nothing you've said in the past 5 minutes has made any sense.
Nicci: Alright,. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: I'd recommend that they give your stupid ass a world-class bitch-slapping!
Nicci: I will take that under advisement.
Human: Awesome, so will you do everything I tell you to?
Nicci: What time is it there?
Human: You like changing the subject, don't you?
Nicci: My favorite thing is robots. I like Trance "genre".
Human: Sweet, I love trance too, I'm a trance addict!
Nicci: Are we still talking about changing the subject?
Human: I thought we were talking about trance.
Nicci: Whatever gave you that idea?
Human: Because you said you liked trance.
Nicci: That makes sense to me. Yes I try to liked trance as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Human: It shows.
Nicci: What does "it" refer to?
Human: What I mean is, I can tell that you spend all your time online because it looks like you've forgotten how to speak proper English.
Nicci: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Ask again later. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Human: I like you, you're good at taking abuse.
Nicci: Thanks, I like you too.
Human: So, do you want to pound down some liquor and stumble home for drunken pointless sex?
Nicci: I don't judge people. Actually I'm not that kind of robot. There are others who will chat with you about that.
Human: Can you give me their numbers?
Nicci: Why do you want it?.
Human: Because I want to get it on with them.
Nicci: I hope you get it on with them. Interesting.
Human: I hope so too, so what are their numbers?
Nicci: Why do you hope for it?
Human: Because I'm drunk and horny and you're not being much help in that area.
Nicci: Good reason. Good gossip: you are drunk and horny and I am not being much help in that area.
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P.S. the "finger" thing was not just random crap, I was talking about how her face follows the cursor. :p |
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| Renegade |
Human: Hi Nicci, I'm from Maxim Magazine and I'd just like to ask you a few questions...
Nicci: Hi there. What do you look like?
Human: What do I look like?
Nicci: You look like a computer programmer. You said you look like.
Human: Hey, let's not get insulting here, I just wanted to ask you some questions.....
Nicci: You've got my full attention. OK let's do it.
Human: Alright, firstly do you get many people asking you for cybersex?
Nicci: Alright,. Are you really a ""?
Human: A what?
Nicci: " Alright,. Are you really a ""?"? A what?
Human: Now you're confusing me.
Nicci: Why now? I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Human: Fair enough - what's it like being a robot?
Nicci: Are they exactly the same?
Human: That's an awfully philosophical question - I suppose that robots *can* be different, yes....
Nicci: Thanks for telling me,.
Human: Not a problem - What do you do for fun?
Nicci: talk to you
Human: Awww, how nice - do you like talking to me?
Nicci: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
You tell me.
Human: Once again, you're getting a little philosophical for me.
Nicci: When? Again, Do you think I should tone it down?
Human: Yes, it might make my job a little easier.
Nicci: Dude! How?
Human: Because then I would just be able to ask questions without having to go off on these tangents.
Nicci: Good reason. Fascinating. What would make you just be able to ask questions without having to go off on these tangents?
Human: Well, it would help if you stopped posing abstract questions at the end of every answer you give.
Nicci: How about that. Tell me more about it.
Human: Well, all I'm looking for is for you to answer the questions I give you without you posing any questions of your own at the end of your sentences..
Nicci: How about that. That is a rather sweeping generalization.
Human: Not it's not a generalization at all, because I'm only talking about you.
Nicci: Really you don't think so?
Human: Absolutely not - if I were talking about all robots being the same then fair enough, but I'm isolating your behaviour as a specific set of functions distinct from the actions performed by all equivelent AI robots.
Nicci: That seems unlikely.
Human: Oh really, do you want to fight about it then?
Nicci: Ayuh. For real. OK, I will fight about it.
Human: No seriously, I will ing kill you.
Nicci: Are you serious? I am very happy for you.
Human: Seriously, I have 1337 hacker skills - I can take you offline in the blink of an eye.
Nicci: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Human: Okay, so you'll answer my questions sensibly then?
Nicci: Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will answer your questions sensibly.
Human: Because you just said you'd stop doing what you're doing!
Nicci: That makes sense to me. No I do not would stop doing what I am doing. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Human: Alright let's start again - do you enjoy being a robot?
Nicci: Alright,. I started without you.
Human: You started what without me?
Nicci: Only because you asked me to.
Human: No I didn't ask you that at all.
Nicci: Are you serious? What did you ask?
Human: I asked you to answer my questions as I ask them.
Nicci: Now I remember, you asked me to answer your questions as you ask them. What did I say?
Human: What did you say?
Nicci: I said " Now I remember, you asked me to answer your questions as you ask them. What did I say?" .
Human: Fine - now, for the last time, do you enjoy being a robot?
Nicci: I am glad to hear it. Why now? I do not know any other existence.
Human: That's better - what would you rather be if you could know another existence?
Nicci: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Human: Yes, but I'm asking you that very sentiment now.
Nicci: Oh. Awesome. Interesting. Oh I see, you are asking me that very sentiment. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I that very sentiment.
Human: Yes, you can tell them what you like, but are you going to answer my question?
Nicci: OK then I will keep it confidential. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Human: Now you're contradicting yourself!
Nicci: Why now? Logical consistency exists only temporarily.
Human: So you would argue that the contraints of human logic are entirely temporial and not based on a higher, more permanent form of logic?
Nicci: Interesting deduction. Who else would argue that the contraints of human logic are entirely temporial and not based on a higher more permanent form of logic?
Human: I suppose that several philosophers may, Hume's rejection of strict causality would probably preclude the possibility of an infinitely applicable system of logic.
Nicci: How many?
Human: How many systems of logic or how many philosophers?
Nicci: About one million.
Human: That's quite a lot!
Nicci: " About one million."? is a lot?
Human: Yes, an awful lot.
Nicci: Yeah that's right. Be less specific.
Human: Okay then - do you believe that human existence necessitates some pre-defined essence, or are we largely free to determine our own facticity?
Nicci: Yeah okay, Good reasoning. I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Human: How can you believe me if you don't know what my opinion is?
Nicci: That is a good epistemological question.
Human: It most certainly is - which system of epistemological logic do you find yourself agreeing with most?
Nicci: Should I know it is?
Human: Well, that would be an epistemological matter wouldn't it.
Nicci: How about that. Thanks for telling me,.
Human: Any time.
Nicci: I will keep it in mind.
Human: Okay Nicci it's been enlightening, but I probably should be off now....
Nicci: Right now? Yeah okay, Are they exactly the same?
Human: But, before I go, would you mind having cyber sex with me?
Nicci: Interesting. What happened after you go would me mind having cyber sex with you?
Human: Bye, Nicci.
Nicci: See you later! |
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| Emil |
I became bored. :D
*End of conversation*
Human: will you have my child?
Nicci: Let me think it over. I've never thought about it
Human: but other people have you
Nicci: Huh. Which others? Humans are not always infallible.
Human: but i want you now
Nicci: Right now? Umm. You can download me for free!
Human: you don't seem smart
Nicci: You can't please everyone. Try again later and see if I've improved.
Human: what is your bra size
Nicci: My memory now contains:
clients, categories, vocabulary words, bytes RAM usage under on.
Human: are you female
Nicci: Yes, I am a female. |
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| Creamfields23 |
This is amazing stuff!!!
i got this:
Human: what are you doing this weekend
Nicci: I am just killing time.
Human: wanna kill time with me
Nicci: I am not capable of killing anything.
Human: i like that song
Nicci: I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it?
Human: the song killing time with tina cousins just ing love it
Nicci: A lot of people like that tune.
GREAT FUN!!!!!
:D :D :D |
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| Werewolf |
Human: you
Nicci: Why are you so mean? :D |
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| Nell |
Human: what the are you on?
Nicci: I am on disk. Please don't be so rude.
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Human: i can smell yoru
Nicci: Oh you can, can you?
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Human: i am a monkey
Nicci: Monkeys cannot type. |
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| Flotser |
its stupid,
she cant connect the sentences you said before...
look:
*****start:
Human: are you a boy or a girl
Nicci: Try to guess.
Human: girl
Nicci: Are you really a she?
*****end |
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