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Cool Things About Beign A Man
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| BANDIT |
Not Sure if this was posted or not but here it goes:
Cool things about being a man
>> > > > > 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
>> > > > > 2. One mood, ALL the damn time..
>> > > > > 3. Your last name stays put.
>> > > > > 4. The garage is all yours.
>> > > > > 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>> > > > > 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
>> > > > > 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
>> > > > > 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
>> > > > > 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
>> > > > > 10. Same work .. more pay.
>> > > > > 11. Wrinkles-add character.
>> > > > > 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
>> > > > > 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
>> > > > > 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
>> > > > > 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
>> > > > > 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
>> > > > > 17. Your orgasms are real. Always
>> > > > > 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
>> > > > > 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
>> > > > > 20. You can open all your own jars.
>> > > > > 21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
>> > > > > 22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
>> > > > > 23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
>> > > > > 24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
>> > > > > 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
>> > > > > 26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
>> > > > > 27. No maxi-pads.
>> > > > > 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
>> > > > > 29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
>> > > > > 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
>> > > > > 31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
>> > > > > 32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>> > > > > 33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
>> > > > > 34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
>> > > > > 35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
>> > > > > 36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.
>> > > > > 37. The world is your urinal. |
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| Stéphanie_M |
| quote: | | 37. The world is your urinal. |
And boy do you guys take advantage of this one!!! eek! |
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| S2K |
| quote: | Originally posted by Stéphanie_M
And boy do you guys take advantage of this one!!! eek! |
We have limits. :p
I'd like to see the female argument, lol |
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| fathomless1 |
| quote: | | Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100 |
the only problem with this is we end up paying for it. |
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| bassaholix |
| quote: | Originally posted by Stéphanie_M
And boy do you guys take advantage of this one!!! eek! |
Am i the only guy that actually uses a toilet??? g'z...
some ppl are so ing primitive though.. its just wrong... |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| ^^^^stop whining...ur ina forrest, no toilets available..what u gonna do jack??:p |
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| BANDIT |
| quote: | Originally posted by bassaholix
Am i the only guy that actually uses a toilet??? g'z...
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Yeah I think so LOL
:haha: :haha: :haha:
So your saying that you never urinated anywhere else other than a toilet in your entire life???? EVER??? NOT EVEN ONCE??? |
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| tranceaddict991 |
| there's nothing wrng with peeing in the bushes |
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| victor |
| whaT a discussion.... LMFAO... |
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