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Kitchen Catastrophies
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| Dumonde Trancer |
today whilst at harriets house i was washing up being the all great boyfriend i am. however during this washing up i was washing a glass, and had my had squeezed inside to clean the botton of the glass with the little sponge thing. the bad thing is however, the glass burst with my hand inside, slive my hand and sadly, a main vein in my finger :haha:
so the was bloody everywhere (well mainly on my hand) and it was very horrible :(
add to that i slammed my hand in the till on tuesday morning, pierced open the skin on my hand with a bottle opener tuesday nigth, put my hand in a boiling hot cheese pizza and burning it on thurs (dont ing ask :stongue: ) it been a bit of a week of punishment for me :haha:
anyone else had a similarly painful incident in the kitchen? |
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| Kinuvan |
| buggery, is it all ok now... stopped bleeding n stuff? |
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| jploveparade |
| Yes, every time my mother makes diner is a major kitchen catastrophy :mad: |
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| Project T |
the idea is that you aint meant 2 put your hand in the bottom, put put a cloth/sponge/scourer in there so that precise incident don't appen.
btw, i have been told many times when i was v. small i decided to pour a kettle of boiling water on myself :) |
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| Spad |
You mean like if we'd all been eating chips from the chippie and Jeff then heated a saucepan on the cooker whilst the greasy chip paper was right next to the flame and set fire to the kitchen burning the underside of the cupboard next to the window while we were all stoned and me then pouring a glass of water over the 4ft high flames but accidently getting some in the plug socket and shorting out the kitchen?
Yes. |
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| flystyler |
Hmmm im obviously way to safe for my own good.
But my dad did put the plastic toaster on the fully on electric hub. Result, melted toaster stuck to hob. Nice :rolleyes: |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
ahh thats harsh ste. at work once i put a cup in the oven then str8 under cold water to see what would happen and yes it exploded! probs what happened with u?? dunno.. and once at work we put some eggs in the microwave copying jack dee, and it blew the mircowave door off, which funnily enuf also happened to jack dee  A part of the door flew past me and hit someone else which was a bonus :) |
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| dj_mdma |
| these stories are actually hilarious! Because i'm so handy (like ste) in the kitchen, nothing exciting like that has ever happened to me. Althouhg i might have to try the egg thing LMAO |
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| tu_face |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spad
You mean like if we'd all been eating chips from the chippie and Jeff then heated a saucepan on the cooker whilst the greasy chip paper was right next to the flame and set fire to the kitchen burning the underside of the cupboard next to the window while we were all stoned and me then pouring a glass of water over the 4ft high flames but accidently getting some in the plug socket and shorting out the kitchen?
Yes. |
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| Dumonde Trancer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Project T
the idea is that you aint meant 2 put your hand in the bottom, put put a cloth/sponge/scourer in there so that precise incident don't appen.
btw, i have been told many times when i was v. small i decided to pour a kettle of boiling water on myself :) |
i did but me hand was part in!
and i also melted me armw hen i was a kid as most of u know :haha: |
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| Dumonde Trancer |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
ahh thats harsh ste. at work once i put a cup in the oven then str8 under cold water to see what would happen and yes it exploded! probs what happened with u?? dunno.. and once at work we put some eggs in the microwave copying jack dee, and it blew the mircowave door off, which funnily enuf also happened to jack dee A part of the door flew past me and hit someone else which was a bonus :) |
i did that with a glass pan lid once, put it in the sink under the tap after it being hot and it all smashed |
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| decode |
| I onced sliced my hand between my thumb and index finger with a carving knife when i was a kid. It ing hurt |
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