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What I Think Of Polititions!!!
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| dj_cuba |
In the UK at the moment there's an election to see who'll get in power. In my opinion they're all twats with no lives...but i could go on about that all day. One thing i notice about all polititions is they're all fat or really scrawny. And they all look like pissed-up s! Here is my list of what I think of polititions...
Robin Cook-A lanky anerexic twat who does absoltutely all!
John Major-Looks blind and like an absolute arse in those MASSIVE glasses. He's just one big looser cuz he ed up the country then cryed on polling day in '97 when he lost to labour cuz he thought everyone loked him! lol. (p.s his wife looked like a full-time whore!)
Tony Blair-What a cwazy hairstyle half bald and looks like he sticks a turntable on it to straighten it its so static! He's probably the dopeyest man alive he always looks like he's got absolutely pisssed up the night before when he comes into parliament. He does all 4 tha country "EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION! OFF OFF OFF!
William Haugue-A bald arrogant with a really irritating voice who thinks he gonna win the election! Bollocks! just a second rate knob! "SAVE THE POUND" (arsehole!)
John Prescot-Hahaha the biggest twat of all! as well as the biggest full stop! how can anyone have sooo many double-chins!. I had to piss myself when a protestor threw the egg at him and they satrted a fight! lol what a twat!
Anne widdicome-WHAT A POISENESS UGLY REVOLTING OLD WICH! FULL STOP! (p.s get a haircut!)
Margret Thatcher-Pretty much the same as anne widdicome but she ginger so ahhhhhhhhh! women prime-ministers? blah!
So what do u think? feel free to add ure own! |
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| Dj Martijn |
| lol anne widdicome is sooooo evil....id have 2 disagree about tony blair hes not a TOTAL twat at least he tries things n likes sport...all the others i totally agree on...im never gonna vote |
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| torontotrance |
| Politicians are money hungry. IN canada, our politicians got a 25% pay raise. Greedy bastards never do anything for our country but pay themselves and use taxpayer money for themselves. I really don't like politics. |
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| Coup |
U DA MAN!!! INFACT, WE'RE DA MEN!!! (i made a simmular thread a while ago, it was in the UK section so sorry to some ppl that dont understand it all:
hi...as this is a uk thread, what do we all recon to the elections then? personally, i think its hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
Labour - he wanders around like he nows whats going on, gets abuse everywhere he goes, take that women who layed into him outside the hospital, great! he refuses to do a live tele show coz he knows that he'll just get abuse! his sidekick, prescot (2 jags) gets into a brawl coz some1 threw an egg at him! hahahahah! the m6 bus lane...well...enough sed
Cons - chipmonk man! william hauge, always has the solution to every problem, unless he gets into power where he'll just do nothing! and if i remember, the last time the cons were in, they completly distroyed the economy!
Lib Dems - well, personally, id vote for these! labour have been in power and ed the country, cons have ed the country, so y not vote for dems! i no kenerdy can play ten pin bowling but hey, we're all crap at some sports!
well i got bord and wrote all that, intresting to see what every1 else in england thinks! if ur over 18, who u gona vote for?
i just watched the news, and gordon brown and this women and a few others were in a big conference room, and this female reporter "asked "y is there hardly ne women involved in the election and y arnt they allowed to answer ne questions" b4 the women on stage even moved, gordon brown barged in and sed ill answer that! the whole room started laffing and then he realised what he had just done and looked a complete twat!
(still laffing at prescots fight! heheheheheheh)
peace :cool: |
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| Daffer |
| Well living in Mexico somehow means you have to know how corruption goes, unfortunately we had a 70 something year corrupt pliticians period that recently changed, But anyways politics suck! really bad so the people who think you are screwed...feel better. We (mexicans) are. but we try to live happy. |
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| bluE_Neon |
| hey dood nice stuff...i think da same as u about politics....i made a politician thread 2 but in da Official bitch thread...maybe i should post it up here 2 :D :D |
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| Dj Martijn |
hahahahahaha i was just revisin 4 my r.e exam and cme across the definition of anne widdicome...ill paste it...
Although we might say that lots of things are 'good' we are more likely to say that things that we do not like are 'bad' rather than evil. Something which is evil is not simply something which we do not like but is usually something which can do people harm.
hahahaha anne widdicome |
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| StereoPrincess |
| Not only is the Canadian politicans raise big it also is restrospective. Meaning that for how eve rmany years they worked, they get the raise for all those ing years. what a ing crock of . |
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