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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vanilla
Summer is a time for strawberry festivals. One summer I was at a strawberry festival, then I had to piss so I went for a walk down the street to the nearest washroom. As I'm walking I see this little monkey tied to a tree on the other side of the road, and in my head I'm thinking "There's no monkeys in Canada". So anyways I go piss, and walk back down the street again. This time the monkey isn't there anymore, just the rope he was tied to, so I just go about my business. As I'm walking, I see another guy walking across the street from me. Then Iheard this really loud shrieking sound, and like a bolt of lightning that monkey flew at that guys face and clawed the out of it. The whole time this is happening the man is screaming "THERE'S NO MONKEYS IN CANADA!!!!"
and that's why I like strawberry festivals |
lolol wtf!? :eyes: |
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| Starfox |
| quote: | Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
lolol wtf!? :eyes: |
wtf indeed! :haha: :stongue: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vanilla
Summer is a time for strawberry festivals. One summer I was at a strawberry festival, then I had to piss so I went for a walk down the street to the nearest washroom. As I'm walking I see this little monkey tied to a tree on the other side of the road, and in my head I'm thinking "There's no monkeys in Canada". So anyways I go piss, and walk back down the street again. This time the monkey isn't there anymore, just the rope he was tied to, so I just go about my business. As I'm walking, I see another guy walking across the street from me. Then Iheard this really loud shrieking sound, and like a bolt of lightning that monkey flew at that guys face and clawed the out of it. The whole time this is happening the man is screaming "THERE'S NO MONKEYS IN CANADA!!!!"
and that's why I like strawberry festivals |
why did the monkey attack him? |
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| Vanilla |
| Cuz it realized there's no monkeys in Canada? |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vanilla
Cuz it realized there's no monkeys in Canada? |
that doesnt make sense. the monkey realized that? what does that have to do with the man? |
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| sooper |
What's the difference between a woman and a walrus?
One has whiskers and blubber, and the other one is a walrus. |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
What's the difference between a woman and a walrus?
One has whiskers and blubber, and the other one is a walrus. |
bite me. |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by oRbo
Why did the chicken cross the road? |
i dont give a as long as its on my plate for dinner :disbelief |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
bite me. |
*CHOMP*
hmmm...kinda salty:tongue3 |
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| DaveSaenz |
LMAO @ this whole thread...god I'm not getting a ing thing done today either...
Well, I really enjoyed the dwarf thread in the UK forum:
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=107651
I then contributed with my limited knowlege of dwarf tossing.
Perhaps one day I'll do more research, and write a report/documentary on dwarf tossing. Or, I could make things up like Michael Moore. That's really more fun to do anyways. Look for my report soon.
I already have a title in the works:
"Dwarf Tossing: Forced Grins and Hidden Sorrows"
:toothless |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Starfox
OMFG you in ! :mad: :mad: :whip: :whip: :whip: hrhr :P |
U do look light in the loofers. Can we start calling u GayStar from now on? :p :haha: |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSaenz
LMAO @ this whole thread...god I'm not getting a ing thing done today either...
Well, I really enjoyed the dwarf thread in the UK forum:
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=107651
I then contributed with my limited knowlege of dwarf tossing.
Perhaps one day I'll do more research, and write a report/documentary on dwarf tossing. Or, I could make things up like Michael Moore. That's really more fun to do anyways. Look for my report soon.
I already have a title in the works:
"Dwarf Tossing: Forced Grins and Hidden Sorrows"
:toothless |
hmmm.... i see dwarfs on occasion. dont knwo what is going on over there in the uk... |
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