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Is this Joke Funny ?
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DJ RozzeR
Ok i keep getting these lame jokes form jokesgalore.com, i have never even laughed at any of them , see what you guys think



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Joke #2

Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at an
airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the
windshield and suddenly exclaimed to the copilot, "Holy cow!
Look how short the runway is! I`ve never seen one that short!"

The copilot looked out the windshield. "Wow! you`re right!
That`s incredible! Are you sure we can make it?" "Well we
better, were almost out of fuel."

So the captain got on the intercom and notified the passengers
to put their heads between their knees and prepare for an
emergency landing. Then he set the flaps to full down and slowed
the plane to just over stall speed. The big jumbo jet came
screaming in, on the ragged edge of control. The pilot`s hands
were sweating, the copilot was praying. They touched down and
came screeching to a halt JUST before the edge of the runway,
the tires smoking.

"WHEW! That was CLOSE!" yelled the captain."That runway was
SHORT!" "Yeah!" said the copilot,"and WIDE too!"



is it a joke ?
LordTranceaLaut
something to do with "wide" being an insult to polish ppl...no offence poles:gsmile:
[N]ûk|êû[Z]
i think it means that they landed the plane on the runway the wrong way round, meaning they landed it widthways


heh i can see why you never laugh at them jokes
lol
darkmerc
pretty weak punchline. I guess it could be funny, to about .5% of people who read it.
assassin8
i got it. I think its kinda funny, but it should be more clear so more ppl will understand it.
stella
hmmm, no not really, i don't associate Polish with being stupid... perhaps the Irish like...

A 4 seater Cessena light aircraft crash landed in a grave yard in Ireland today, rescue teams have worked through the night and so far have recovered 342 bodies.
DrummeRaver86
ummm....blah :confused:
DarkFall01
I only think it's funny 'cause my roomate's polish and he hates those jokes ;)
PhloTron
quote:
Originally posted by stella


A 4 seater Cessena light aircraft crash landed in a grave yard in Ireland today, rescue teams have worked through the night and so far have recovered 342 bodies.



LoL that's a good'un.

Unfortunately w/ the original joke...typical polish joke, but being in the profession you can barely land a helicopter on the width of a runway...let alone an aircraft...thank god I haven't tried...yes I'm polish too...hehe...so I'm biased :D :D. Of course landing...flying a helicopter is a different story. I still have problems figuring out why they fly at all!
rb2k1
Originally posted by PhloTron:
quote:
I still have problems figuring out why they fly at all!


http://www.helis.com/howflies/

;)

victor
quote:
Originally posted by rb2k1
Originally posted by PhloTron:


http://www.helis.com/howflies/

;)


0wn3d
k.k.d.
While we speak of it I've noticed one particular thing: people from america (and some other countries) have hard time finding jokes with hidden "punches" funny... Many a time I go on and tell my friends a joke that requires some thinking to be fully appreciated, and they simply don't get it, even though they are intelligent people... I guess that american audience expects a "delivered on a plate" humour, the primitive jokes... Oh well, to each their own I guess ;)
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