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The Hormone Warning!
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| TranceGeek |
THE HORMONE WARNING:
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty bucks.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a
good Laugh! Or men who need a warning.
And remember: Money talks....But Chocolate sings. |
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| DJ_NRG |
Hahaha! That's some classic stuff right there!
Oh, and Aled, I just wanted to let you know that I've begun to have nightmares about your little dancing Avatar!! hahahahahha |
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| ftnb |
| jesus h christ, now i get this heh... i just got off the phone with my gf and godamn, since she's on the pill the extra boost of hormones are taking there toll, i mean christ..she's in finals, and all stressed and its just absolute ing madness talking to a woman when hormones are raging, there is absolutely nothing, NOTHING you can say to make things better, EVERYTHING YOU SAY will be wrong, and bad, and just absolutely !@ ahhhhh!! time to go drink a stein or two. me. ! :eyes: :eyes: :nervous: :( :confused: :o :o |
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| Aled_ |
| quote: | | Oh, and Aled, I just wanted to let you know that I've begun to have nightmares about your little dancing Avatar!! hahahahahha |
Hahaha! Aint he just the fekin best! I was toying with the idea of changing him this morning but I've kinda grown to love him! His name's Eric. :D |
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| DJ_NRG |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aled_
Hahaha! Aint he just the fekin best! I was toying with the idea of changing him this morning but I've kinda grown to love him! His name's Eric. :D |
Dude, I think that Eric could be my hero! :D He especially rocks if you're listening to some music, and he happens to be hitting the beats right on the money! hahahaha |
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| DrummeRaver86 |
| HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! mint!:haha: :haha: |
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