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| brunette |
It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric on tent of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud to present, to the LOVE group, the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.............12 Calories
Without her consent..........2187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands..............8 Calories
With one hand................12 Calories
With your teeth..............485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.............6 Calories
Without an erection..........3315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris..8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot....4092 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary...12 Calories
69 lying down................78 Calories
69 standing up...............812 Calories
Wheelbarrow..................216 Calories
Doggy Style..................326 Calories
Italian chandelier...........2912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real.........................112 Calories
Fake.........................1315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.........18 Calories
Getting up immediately.......36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years..................36 Calories
30-39 years..................80 Calories
40-49 years..................124 Calories
50-59 years..................1972 Calories
60-69 years..................7916 Calories
70 and over..................Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.......................32 Calories
In a hurry...................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door............13,521 Calories
PLEASE NOTE: Results may vary |
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| DigiNut |
Haha... I've seen this before but I'm positive that those 4-digit numbers weren't in the original, I think someone decided to exaggerate it a weeeee little bit. ;)
P.S. Where's the "with one hand being slapped" in the second part!?? |
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| BANDIT |
I never heard of the
Italian chandelier...........2912 Calories????
What kind of a position is this, am I missing something good that I'm not trying LOL:D |
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| DigiNut |
Bahahaha ask her to demonstrate since she brought the subject up. :crazy:
It -was- originally 912 though, it's not all that acrobatic. :p |
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| TranceGeek |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
Haha... I've seen this before but I'm positive that those 4-digit numbers weren't in the original, I think someone decided to exaggerate it a weeeee little bit. ;) |
BUSTED!!!
:stongue: :stongue: |
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| drgoodvibe |
ORGASMS:
Real.........................112 Calories
Fake.........................1315 Calories
LOL that the fake ones take more work... Its alot of work faking an orgasm!! Sometimes you just wanna sleep and you want the girl to stop bugging you for sex.. :happy2: :happy2: :thepirate :thepirate |
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| ryanm |
| quote: | Originally posted by drgoodvibe
LOL that the fake ones take more work... Its alot of work faking an orgasm!! Sometimes you just wanna sleep and you want the girl to stop bugging you for sex.. :happy2: :happy2: :thepirate :thepirate |
ya...happens to me all the time |
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| brunette |
^^^^ hahahaha
you poor thing :p |
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| ryanm |
| quote: | Originally posted by brunette
^^^^ hahahaha
you poor thing :p |
Ya I guess I'm just waiting for the right girl |
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| ShAwZy |
| That explains why I am so skinny ;) hahah... |
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| dEsidEL |
| nice................................. :D |
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