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Hororscope: True or False? (pg. 2)
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| PeacefulWarrior |
| It's all BS. It's just a bunch of vague generalizations that apply to anybody out there. |
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| Furel |
| I dont believe that a big mass of energy (planet, stars etc.) can control my life. thats BS. |
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| Coup |
its all a load of tosh. in the respect that all the info is general info like "today, the leo will walk out their house and into the road, they will recieve payment from work with in the next 6 months".
its a little better focus'd than that but thats the general idea. |
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| ))the source(( |
Horoscopes are created by some bored loser who sits at their desk making up some great bull to feed people and make them feel special that their lives are being read.
Crap! It's all crap. |
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| hardtymes |
| sometimes i do! |
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| DeE420 |
| its very often that i'll read a horoscope, and really understand what its telling me. It may be coincidence, but i personally believe it. (within reason) |
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| gatecrasher |
| Its a load of balls!!! |
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| Psychonoise |
| quote: | Originally posted by Disney
Horoscopes are so vague that they can apply to anyone! |
True!!! |
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| Dr. Cfire |
Aries: you are a pioneer type and think most people are s. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and scornful of advice. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come into contact with. You are a Prick!!!
Taurus: You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and stick-to-it-ivness because you never do anything right the first time. Most people think that you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a ing .
Gemini: You are quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini are notorious for thriving on Incest.
Cancer: You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problmes, which makes you a sucker. You always keep putting things off. This Is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a . Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
Leo: You consider yourself a born leader. Everyone thinks you are an itdiot. Most leo's are Bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo's are thieving mother-******s and enjoy masturbating more than sex.
Virgo: you are the logical type and hate disorder. Your -packing attitude is sickening to your coworkers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while ing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra: you are the artisitc type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most libra women are whores. All libra's die of venereal disease.
Scorpio: The worst of the lot! You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio's are Murdered.
Sagittarius: you are optimistic and enthusiatic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck-since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius's are drunks. Nixon was a Sagittarius you are indeed a worthless piece of .
Capricorn: You are conservative and are afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken . There has never been a Capricorn of any Importance You should Kill yourself.
Aquarius: You have an Inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. you make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a ing jerk. You enjoy sucking cock.
Pisces: You have vivd imagination and oftern think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influnce on your Friends and people resent you for flaunting what you mistake as power. You lack confidence adn are a general dip. |
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| Psy-T |
the idea of horoscopes is correct/true/affirmative/whatever and can be proven mathematically (the concept that changes in the universe affect us personally)
but on the other hand,, the horoscopes we get from magazines and stuff are total utter e, that has nothing to do with "the allginment of the stars"
so i voted false, becasue nobody is using the horoscope like they should (at least commercially speaking...) |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dr. Cfire
Virgo: you are the logical type and hate disorder. Your -packing attitude is sickening to your coworkers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while ing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps. |
pretty much on the spot for me:
logical - yep
hate disorder = yep
-packing attitude? - huh?
cold & unemotional - hell yeah,, (seriously, yep)
often fall asleep while ing - hmmm.....i dont think that ever happened to me.....
good bus drivers - i dont even have a car licensne
pimps - no clue...
lol
anyways, other then the profenity, this is a basic magazine type horoscope........ now, why would anyone give a flyin for that sort of thing??? i allready knew who i am! it didnt say anything refferring to astrology/astronomy (they are related...), and most importantly,, it did not predict anything in my future!!
alon |
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