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bad stomach karma
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| AnotherWay83 |
today was a very weird and kinda ed up day, but it's also quite funny, just thought i'd share
so i decided i wanted to take a class this summer that would be loaded with chix, and out of nowhere i picked philosophy. luckily for me it turned out to be LOADED with hot chix
on the very first day i became friends with one of them, and i have no doubt in my mind that within the next week i would prolly have the digits of the other hotties as well...so i was all excited and abt that but my stomach saw things differently :(
u c i have this BADASS stomach problem...sumtimes when im hungry or if its just full of gas...the gas kinda like shifts around in my stomach and makes LOUD noises...so loud that u can hear it across the room if its quite enuff, and it was very quite as the teacher was lecturing today...
soooooooo my stomach decides to exercise its freedom of speech and starts making these noises...at first it started slowly, but i quickly masked it by pretending to get stuff from my bag or whatever cos there was this HOT chic sitting right next to me, less than 1 foot away...(i could've had HER number too but not anymore :()..then it became uncontrollable and the ONLY exit strategy for me was to get the up and just leave, i couldn't risk becoming the laughing stock of the whole class u know!
so i packed up in a hurry and left BUT the teacher got mad that i was leaving so she was like 'r u leaving? i dont wanna embarass you...'...she was ready to ruin my ego in front of everyone else (she is a self professed feminist mind you), but i just said 'sorry' and right after that the only thing i could say was 'im DROPPING'...and then left...which means that now i cant take that class anymore :( (it doesnt affect me academically in any way)...which means i've just lost the opportunity to score this summer with some of the hottest ing women in my life...all thanks to my stomach!!!!!
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| serp |
| aw man that is ed up |
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| Dmatrox |
thats sucks dude.
If you goto a pharmacy, ask the pharmacist for some stuff that reduce stomach gas, hopefully they can help you out.
i was thinking of taking philosophy classes, how are they, boring?
im taking organic chem right now. avoid this class :nervous: |
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| Kamui |
| haha that ing sucks |
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| Endlesswave |
| Yeah man that sucks! Btw, you could have STILL taken that course if you had not said "I'm dropping..." bahhh... |
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| AnotherWay83 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Endlesswave
Yeah man that sucks! Btw, you could have STILL taken that course if you had not said "I'm dropping..." bahhh... |
yeah but i had no choice, because if i had said i was just leaving, im totally sure she would've chewed me out first, then said if you leave, i'll drop you or sumthing like that, that would be just too much embarassment in one day |
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| fastmp3 |
| dude you should come to Montreal , chicks dig it when you fart :haha: |
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| KilldaDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by fastmp3
dude you should come to Montreal , chicks dig it when you fart :haha: |
what if it follows thru? do they 'dig' that? |
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| MERLIN |
just go back in and if she asks why are u there because you said u were gonna drop just be like, "i thought it over and i figured it'd be better for me to take the class and that u want to learn more about philosophical e"
thats what i would say if them hot girls be freakin HOT!;) |
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| fuct4less |
| or you can explain your stomache problem to the teacher and hope that she pities you. and as for that gas problem, you should A. eat more, or B. take gas-x. |
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