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Those of you from the Crasher Board may know the joke threads i create every now and again, i thought i would share them with you :)
Q: Is it wrong to have sex before you're married?
A: Only if you're late for the ceremony.
Q: What's the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q: What is a Yankee?
A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q: What's the best form of birth control after age 50?
A: Nudity.
Q: What's the definition of "teenager"?
A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Q: What's the definition of "eternity"?
A: The length of time between when you finish and when she leaves.
Q: Why do drivers' education classes in Essex schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
A: Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the sex education class uses it.
Q: Did you hear about the old French rifles for sale on Ebay?
A: Never been fired, dropped only once.
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