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URGENT excuse(s) for skipping work (pg. 2)
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| Vivid Boy |
u stuck ur penis into the vacum cleaner and the fan took a chunk of it..u must fly to switzerland where a doctor named dr. shabubu will reattach it for 5 dollars less with a coupon u found on the street while u were walking ur dog to the train station..
why were u walking ur dog to the train station? cause he had worms and u had to take a train to canada to find a certain plant in the wilderness that would cure ur dogs worms and ur achy breaky heart...
why did u have an achy breaky heart? cause ur dog had worms
see and now ur already off the main reason why u need 2 days off ;) |
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| BonGWateR |
I have used this excuse to great response in even strict no truancy work environments. This reason is... No reason. Tell them something very personal has come up, you would like to explain but simply cannot. Ask them to trust you- that these are VERY extenuating (sp?) circumstances, and that although your job is important to you, some things are more important than work. Leave it at that; they can draw their own conclusions, and will likely think of an excuse that would be legitimate to them, but that you wouldn't have thought of.
Definately steer clear of the ill grandmother. Stale. |
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| DJ Charlie |
| quote: | Originally posted by PeacefulWarrior
The voices told me I need to buy 4 live chickens immediately.
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ROTFLOL
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH This is the best thing I read today |
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| Nadi |
| quote: | Originally posted by BonGWateR
I have used this excuse to great response in even strict no truancy work environments. This reason is... No reason. Tell them something very personal has come up, you would like to explain but simply cannot. Ask them to trust you- that these are VERY extenuating (sp?) circumstances, and that although your job is important to you, some things are more important than work. Leave it at that; they can draw their own conclusions, and will likely think of an excuse that would be legitimate to them, but that you wouldn't have thought of.
Definately steer clear of the ill grandmother. Stale. |
Thats definetly the way to go. |
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| Kevin |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nadi
Thats definetly the way to go. |
Agreed |
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| Domz |
| just say you got lost on your way to work and ended up going on a 2 day mystical adventure, bring the boss back a present and you might still have your job :D |
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| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by PeacefulWarrior
I'm stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the Safeway.
The voices told me I need to buy 4 live chickens immediately.
I have cramps.
:D
Seriously though, I wouldn't use the "my grandmother is dying" line--it's too common. Instead, just ask for some personal time. Maybe your long-distance girlfriend is flying in from Vermont, or your Dad--whom you haven't seen for a while--is coming into town for a couple days. Best of luck with the interview. |
I'd go wit de chickens too.:D |
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| The Rock |
| Tell them you have jury duty, and as with any case, it could last days depending on the trial |
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| BTG |
| quote: | Originally posted by netw3rkd
2. May have AIDS from sex with me <3 |
he's not your sister..how would that work? ;) |
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| 69kAlikAdikA69 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dmatrox
-you are getting an emergency circumsision because the skin around your dink has been inflamed due to a virus as you had unprotected sex
-a funeral (this can get you out for a couple hours, maybe it wont work in your case)
-you have suffered a myocardio infraction (heart attack) due genetic reasons |
hahahaha... that first one. :stongue: |
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| 69kAlikAdikA69 |
| quote: | Originally posted by BonGWateR
I have used this excuse to great response in even strict no truancy work environments. This reason is... No reason. Tell them something very personal has come up, you would like to explain but simply cannot. Ask them to trust you- that these are VERY extenuating (sp?) circumstances, and that although your job is important to you, some things are more important than work. Leave it at that; they can draw their own conclusions, and will likely think of an excuse that would be legitimate to them, but that you wouldn't have thought of.
Definately steer clear of the ill grandmother. Stale. |
wow.. im gonna copy and paste this. i can tell you've done this before ! lol pure genius |
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| Ian^ |
Alien Abduction, can they prove for sure you weren't ?
or Abducted by the UKTA and probed by Jay |
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