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Pregnant [a joke]
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Mr.Mystery
An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this
to you? I want to know!

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a
mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in
the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However,

I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take
charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse,a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a
miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll her again!"
Galapidate
LOL good one :D
DrummeRaver86
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!


Me like.:toothless
DJPrototypeX
:haha:lol:haha:
BlueHawk
rofl!!1
TatanaGirl
Very good one :gsmile:

Greetz

TatanaGirl
robootz
hehe :stongue:
whitesmoke
hehe...nice
nic01445
bahahahhahahaha terrible! yet, so funny. :crazy:
]v[orpheus
Good one! lol :D

DJ Mikey Mike
lmao.. :haha: I like that one
Abydos
Good party joke !

father reminds me of al bundy
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