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N|te-L|fe
Ahh good old MIRC times, I must have typed the equivalent of a couple of books in IRC text until I got completely bored of it and realized how much time I was wasting :sadgreen:
JayD
lol this was funny.

at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4
X-Hale
I ing love IRC!

• @DJ_Mikey_Mike Feck!: /Scatman John - Scatman (Luke Terry Remix)
X-Hale
(17:58:59) (@X-Hale) verwest
(17:59:02) (@X-Hale) die
(17:59:07) • @DJ_Mikey_Mike shakes fist
(17:59:14) • @ian-cook laughs at mike :P
(17:59:21) (+mrsindiraVERWEST) xhale w00t da
(17:59:24) • @DJ_Mikey_Mike shakes fist harder
(17:59:29) (@X-Hale) w00t doesn't mean what
(17:59:34) (@X-Hale) but anyway
(17:59:39) (@DJ_Mikey_Mike) indy tiesto is ter than u. change ur name
(17:59:42) (@X-Hale) verwest is a massive gash
(17:59:57) (@X-Hale) find a clue and u will benefit
(18:00:03) (@X-Hale) sake
(18:00:12) (@X-Hale) that was gc board style being a
(18:00:16) (@X-Hale) sorry
(18:00:17) (@X-Hale) :p
(18:00:22) (@DJ_Mikey_Mike) ha
DJ Mikey Mike
quote:
Originally posted by X-Hale

(18:00:12) (@X-Hale) that was gc board style being a
(18:00:16) (@X-Hale) sorry
(18:00:17) (@X-Hale) :p


:haha:
Keith
I have some hub logs of me and aplz having a hub piss up....Both Wrecked... :)

Keith :D

aplz u nutter.
Spad
Fun things to do on a Sunday night on IRC
by Spad, RainbowBrite, JdDark, GoldenarmZ & The One Who Knows



Session Start: Sun Aug 04 21:46:04 2002
[20:42] hi amber
[20:42] aslplz
[20:43] ello 19/f/uk
[20:43] u?
[20:43] male pak 35
[20:43] like to chat honey
[20:43] ok
[20:44] r u pakistani
[20:44] nope
[20:44] whats yr name
[20:44] suprisingly its amber
[20:44] :P
[20:44]
[20:45] so what do u do baby
[20:45] im a student
[20:45] where in Uk do u live
[20:46] london
[20:46] nice
[20:46] so do u have a bf
[20:46] u wanna chat dirty or what?
[20:46] do u wanna
[20:47] yea
[20:47] do u have yr pic honey
[20:49] r u alone n hot
[20:49] yea
[20:50] whats yr height
[20:50] yr figure
[20:51] i`ll send ya a pic
[20:52] sure
[20:52] plzz send
[20:53] u got my pic?
[20:54] can i have one of yours?
[20:54] yah sure
[20:54] u r beautiful amber
[20:54] u seen my pic?
[20:54] thankyou
[20:55] love yr eyes n lips
[20:56] u seen mine
[20:56] you are very handsome
[20:56] ooh thanks honey
[20:56] r u alone at home
[20:57] are u at college?
[20:57] no
[20:57] i m 35 in age
[20:57] oh, u look a lot younger
[20:57] yah i do
[20:57] do u like that
[20:58] ooh baby where in london do u live
[20:58] swiss cottage
[20:59] where is that which station is it near
[21:00] swiss cottage station
[21:00] cani have yr email love
[21:00] not yet
[21:00] oki
[21:00] not yet
[21:00] so r u alone right now
[21:00] why honey
[21:00] yea, why wot?
[21:01] u wanna make love
[21:01] c`mon then
[21:01] what r u wearing
[21:01] u have 2 seduce me 1st
[21:02] sure
[21:02] i come close to u from behind
[21:02] im wearing shorts and a short pink t-shirt
[21:02] i kiss yr neck
[21:02] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:02] lickin yr ear lobes
[21:02] mmmmmmmmmm
[21:03] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:03] moving yr hair from yr neck
[21:03] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:03] my hand slowly moves on yr pink t shirt
[21:03] your kisses make me tingle all down my back
[21:03] slowly over yr nice tight boobs
[21:03] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:04] as i kiss yr back
[21:04] slowly
[21:04] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:04] over yr pink tshirt
[21:04] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:04] do u wanna take it off?
[21:04] i turn yr face
[21:04] not yet
[21:04] n kiss yr cheeks
[21:04] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:04] feeling yr hot breath
[21:05] are you hard?
[21:05] yah a bit
[21:05] i touch yr lips with my lips
[21:05] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:05] pressing yr upper lips with my lips
[21:06] my tounge going in ur mouth slwoly
[21:06] you taste nice. mmmm.
[21:06] u too
[21:06] lickin ur slavia
[21:06] mmmmmmmmm
[21:06] ooh amber
[21:06] my hand moving inside yr tshirt
[21:06] you're good
[21:07] im getting hot.......
[21:07] feeling yr body inside
[21:07] my hand moving up to ur bra slowly
[21:07] i like u
[21:07] my nipples are hard
[21:07] i can feel them on my palm
[21:07] ooh
[21:08] sucking yr tounge slowly
[21:08] taking yr tshirt off
[21:08] mmm
[21:09] r u wearing bra baby
[21:09] yea
[21:09] what color
[21:09] dark pink
[21:09] is the clip in front or back
[21:09] its see-thru
[21:09] ooooh
[21:09] back
[21:09] lovly
[21:09] while kissing u i lie u in bed
[21:10] n i turn u over
[21:10] my lips move on yr back
[21:10] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:10] so sweet n tasty
[21:10] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:10] your kisses tickle
[21:10] lickin u to ur bra
[21:10] mmmmmmmmmmm
[21:10] opening yr clip with my lips
[21:11] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:11] thats a skill
[21:11] as i turn u over
[21:11] n i kiss yr left nipple
[21:11] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:12] mmmmmmmmmm
[21:12] mmmmmmmm
[21:12] yeah baby
[21:12] my tounge rolls on yr nipple
[21:12] oooh
[21:12] as i take it in my mouth
[21:12] im getting wet
[21:12] muaaaaaaaaah
[21:12] pressing yr nipples with my lips
[21:12] u hard yet?
[21:12] and holding the right boobs with my hand
[21:13] yah very
[21:13] i want u to get ontop of me
[21:13] i move down slowly
[21:13] ooh baby
[21:13] i love u
[21:13] so i can feel how hard u are
[21:13] yah
[21:13] i kiss ur lips
[21:13] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:14] as my dick moves on ur thighs
[21:14] feeling yr lovly legs onmy dick
[21:14] i push my self against you to feel your hard between my legs
[21:14] ooh amber
[21:14] yr legs move round my waist tighter
[21:14] i move slowly rubbing myselkf against you
[21:15] i feel ur body move ith mine
[21:15] yr boobs pressing on my hairy chest
[21:15] i grab your ass with both hands
[21:16] uffffff
[21:16] aaaaaaaaaah
[21:16] and tighten my legs around your waist
[21:16] my dick rubs on yr slowly
[21:16] as we move together
[21:16] on the bed
[21:16] kissing u wild
[21:16] feeling yr eautiful hair
[21:16] feeling yr beautiful hair
[21:16] its so hard........hmmmmmmmmm.....i love it
[21:17] i feel yr wet on my dick rubbing
[21:17] i feel its contraction
[21:17] ooh amber
[21:18] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:18] love u
[21:18] i cant stand it no longer i need to feel u in me
[21:18] ooh baby
[21:18] r u really naked love
[21:18] yes
[21:19] what r u doing right now?
[21:19] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:19] in real life...
[21:19] my dick touching yr tip
[21:19] feeling yr line
[21:19] i m naked
[21:19] n holding my dick and wanting u
[21:20] what r u doing
[21:20] I'm naked also
[21:20] I'm rubbing myself for you
[21:20] you're good
[21:20] i love u
[21:20] u r good too
[21:20] seeing yr pic n kissing yr beautiful lips
[21:20] have u got a webcam?
[21:21] i really want to see you naked
[21:21] no i dont
[21:21]
[21:21] mee too
[21:21]
[21:21] do u have a webcam
[21:21] anyway...
[21:22] i can feel my getting wetter with every movement u make
[21:22] yah and my dick getting harder with yr move
[21:22] i pull u up with yr legs round my waist
[21:23] please just me now
[21:23] sitting together
[21:23] please
[21:23] kissing each other
[21:23] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:23] and my dick feeling yr
[21:23] ooh amber
[21:23] my dick going in slowly
[21:23] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:23] lying over u
[21:23] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ohhhhhhhhh
[21:23] pushing in more
[21:23] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:23] oh god
[21:24] u have nice tight
[21:24] my dick pressing in more
[21:24] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:24] your dick feels so good in my wet
[21:24] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:24] ooh amber i love u
[21:24] push it harder and harder
[21:24] mvoing in more
[21:24] faster
[21:24] all inside
[21:24] moving in n out slowly
[21:24] ur so big
[21:24] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:24] ooh baby
[21:24] don'tnhurt me
[21:25] ooh baby
[21:25] your the best i ever had
[21:25] ing u slowly
[21:25] no fast
[21:25] hard
[21:25] hard
[21:25] fast
[21:25] hard
[21:25] fast
[21:25] yah
[21:25] hard
[21:25] fast
[21:25] harder
[21:25] hard
[21:25] fast
[21:25] hard
[21:25] fast
[21:25] n faster
[21:25] hard
[21:25] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:25] ohh
[21:25] all in u my love
[21:25] ohhhhhh
[21:25] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:25] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:25] aaaaaaaaaaah
[21:25] ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh!
[21:25] kissing u n ing u
[21:25] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:26] moving in nout slowly
[21:26] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:26] ooh amber i love u
[21:26] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:26] aaaaaaaaah
[21:26] pressing ur ass
[21:26] i love you too
[21:26] taking u over me now
[21:26] ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
[21:26] riding u on my dick
[21:26] i love your hard cock
[21:27] ooh baby
[21:27] thrust it hard
[21:27] tie me up
[21:27] yah
[21:27] faster harder
[21:27] u like that?
[21:27] deeper inside u
[21:27] tieing people up
[21:27] u like to be tied
[21:28] i like making love slowly and feeling the girl like a flower
[21:28] ok i`ll tie u up
[21:28] * amber-leaf goes to get a rope
[21:28] if u like honey i m all urs
[21:28] * amber-leaf straddles u
[21:28] aaaah
[21:29] u look so beautiful
[21:29] i tie your arms above your head to the bed.....tight
[21:29] wow
[21:29] feeling u
[21:29] i kiss your chest gently
[21:30] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:30] love u honey
[21:30] i move down to your feet and tie u to the bottom of the bed
[21:30] uffffffffffffff
[21:30] i love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[21:31] i slowly move up to your and gently lick it
[21:31] ooh my dick is hard n up staright
[21:31] starting to lick up and down
[21:31] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:31] love ur tounge
[21:31] i nibble ur huge cock
[21:32] aaaaaaaaaaah
[21:32] it's hard to fit in my mouth
[21:32] i gag
[21:32] feeling yr lips on it
[21:32] aaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:32] i push a bit up
[21:32] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:32] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:32] love u
[21:32] now i straddle u
[21:32] aaaaaaaaaaah
[21:32] love u
[21:33] i hover above your cock
[21:33] ooh baby
[21:33] and slide down slowly
[21:33] u r too good
[21:33] gently
[21:33] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:33] clenching my muscles
[21:33] ufffffffffff
[21:33] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:33] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:34] i love u amber
[21:34] i move slowly up and down your cock
[21:34] aaaaaaaah
[21:34] moving in n out slowly
[21:34] i see yr lovly boobs moveing
[21:35] from this point onwards your my slave
[21:35] u got that?
[21:35] bitch
[21:35] yah
[21:36] u want me all
[21:36] lick my feet
[21:36] * amber-leaf thrusts her feet into your face
[21:36] muaaaaaaah
[21:36] suck my toes, hard
[21:36] do it1
[21:36] lickin ur feet
[21:36] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:36] sucking yr toes with my lips
[21:36] don't make me ask you twice!
[21:36] that's good
[21:36] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:36] sucking it
[21:37] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:37] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:37] love ur feet
[21:37] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:37] * amber-leaf sits on your face
[21:37] now eat me
[21:37] do it properly
[21:37] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:37] if yuo do it wrong, there will be trouble
[21:37] got that?
[21:37] sit properly
[21:37] yah
[21:37] you're my slave
[21:37] my lips covering yr
[21:37] you don't tell me what to do
[21:37] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:37] don't make that mistake again
[21:38] oki honey
[21:38] don't call me honey
[21:38] call me Mistress
[21:38] I don't like your insolence
[21:38] yah
[21:38] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:38] moving my tounge on ur line
[21:38] mistress
[21:39] good boy
[21:39] my tounge goin gin ur pusy
[21:39] good dog
[21:39] my tounge going in ur
[21:39] now be a good doggie and lick me harder
[21:39] lick my bum hole
[21:39] rim me good
[21:39] exploring yr inside
[21:39] do what i tell u to do!!!!
[21:39] yah mistress
[21:40] lickin ur bum hole
[21:40] good boy
[21:40] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:40] sucking it
[21:40] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:40] moving my tounge on yr
[21:40] * amber-leaf unties you
[21:40] get your wallet
[21:40] i want money inside me
[21:40] yah
[21:40] mistress
[21:40] got it
[21:41] r u about to cum?
[21:41] yah
[21:41] well don't
[21:41] this is about me
[21:41] i love u mistress
[21:41] good
[21:41] oki
[21:41] holding it
[21:41] * amber-leaf ties you up again
[21:41] open your mouth wide
[21:41] aaaaaah
[21:42] * amber-leaf s in your mouth
[21:42] opening my mouth
[21:42] eat it
[21:42] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[21:42] i want to see you chewing
[21:42] EAT IT!!!
[21:42] no mistress dont do that
[21:42] SHUT THE UP
[21:42] I TELL U WHAT TO DO
[21:42] mmmmmmmmmmm
[21:42] eating it
[21:42] * amber-leaf takes your wallet
[21:43] I'm leaving you tied up
[21:43] yah
[21:43] u sick
[21:43] ooh mistress i need u
[21:43] ur talking to one girl and 4 guys
[21:43] you've entertained us well
[21:43] thankyou
[21:43] goodbye#
[21:43] good bye
[21:43] hope you had fun
[21:43] we did
[21:43] yah i did
[21:43] lol
[21:44] except the part
[21:44] no really your talkin to 1 gurl and 4 guys
[21:44] really
[21:44] r u having with them all
[21:44] yes, you are a good sport
[21:45]
[21:45] potato chimney
[21:45] laminated breezeblock
[21:45] over and out
Session Close: Sun Aug 04 21:50:09 2002

We hope you enjoyed this as much as us. Funnily enough, we later got a random answerphone message in Asian. Ooer.
LoCa
im the creme de la creme
when it comes to jerking off
and like
beeing ignored by homosexual canadian ircers
or like
beating the crap out of 90 year old ladies
with a pogo-stick

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<|Cappa|> Ryan how abouts my glasses you like hehe
<|BeNz|> yeah they were pretty good
<|BeNz|> you look so sexy
you know how guys like to joke around being gay on the net by saying
homosexual stuff
well.. i think benz means it

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Roxanne will you forgive me for kicking you?
I suppose. I sure as hell wouldn't let it upset me.
ok
lets

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you know that house song
its like.. boom boom.. BWANG BWANG (electronic voices)
then it stops
then it goes again..
boom boom.. BWANG BWANG

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<^CEO^> wat time is liqour stores closin @ today?
i think 4
hmm
<^CEO^> r u serious
<^CEO^>
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ok
yea
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........
The bot sees us as the same person.. so if you talk.. its the same as if i talk
we have the same host.. if we talk to eachother... BANG!
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stupid ing bots
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wtf i didnt even say nething
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****** bots..

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im ready to ing thro this peice of comuter ing off a skyscraper building so it smash's on some phat bald ed head and brakes open his skull and that bald fagget ownz a amd k7 silicon vally with everything and HE BLOWS DICK and some bum use's the peices of my computer to make a house out of and put it too some use !

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[20:31] get ur flag
[20:31] put it on her face
[20:31] and do it for ur country
[20:31] <[AvataR]> tell her to spread for poland

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[21:24] one day loco is going to force me to take off my belt
[21:24] and *thwack*
[21:24] *thwack thwack*
[21:24] *THWAP*
<`sMuRf> twack wit what??
<`sMuRf> AHhaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
<`sMuRf> LOL
[21:24] haha ... dicksmacking
<`sMuRf> HAHahaHAHAH
[21:24] yo, i would
[21:25] yea thats right
[21:25] loco's gonna hafta feel my pain one day

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[20:03] there is an esso there
[20:03] that should sell oj
[20:08] to bad I cant drink
[20:08] now Ill have to smoke a cig
[20:08] & I dont smoke cig
[20:08] now I kinda understand why a lot of people do coke
[20:08] u sniff
[20:08] get nice buzz
<`sMuRf> heh
[20:09] cops stop u, they cant give u ticket for drunkess or nothin like that
[20:09] I might start doing coke
[20:09] who knows

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men are not pigs
<[M]id> yes they are
<[M]id> you are not a man then :P

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[17:22] i have a room - internet/cable/ own entrance own washroom
[17:23] u want the #?
[17:24] arek.. dont u live at home?
[17:24] * Alpha is back, Hallaisn (14m 34s)
[17:24] i do, but i know of a place
[17:24] with things i just listed
[17:26] where is it located
[17:26] too late, i lost interest in the conversation

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anyone who wants prime-time buddha blessed sees, or bubbonic chronic Hydro or some A1 Lebanese Gold Seal Hash msg me

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:D #AlkatraZ :D
BlAcKNoVa
Lol!

Check these out!

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, that's just too funny...

And some more from the videogaming clan I'm in, from IRC/AIM...

SDSkarface: wtf you been at man?
SDRzA98: well isp cut us off and it's pojtless gettin it reconnected cuz im movin in a lil over a week
SDRzA98: usin a free piece of 1
SDSkarface: lol! i heard you and al lug that PC around everytime they other guy wants to use it..hehe shoulda got a laptop!
SDRzA98: lol yea
SDSkarface: /me hopes youre about to tell me that youre movin to Toronto!!
SDRzA98: lol
SDRzA98: umm, yes
SDRzA98: :-D
SDSkarface: WHAT!!!!
SDSkarface: no in way man!!!
SDSkarface: for real?
SDRzA98: lmao
SDRzA98: no man
SDRzA98: lol
SDSkarface: damn you man.>>~~~>:o
SDRzA98: lmao

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[Fri 10:08 pm] [mp3 Single Play] (Sexy Black Jamaican Lesbians Porn Cribology(4;38min) (2).mpg) (13.44Mb at 142 kbps) (To get this song, type: W00T) (To get my 26Kb list of songs, type: lizt) (Slots: 0/4) ×Tracer Script×
[Fri 10:08 pm] Lmao Wtf?
[Fri 10:08 pm] opps
[Fri 10:08 pm] ....
[Fri 10:08 pm] hehehe
[Fri 10:09 pm] Lmao!!!!!!!!!
[Fri 10:09 pm] Sexy Black Jamaican Lesbians Porn Cribology(4;38min) (2).mpg
[Fri 10:09 pm] ROFLMAO
[Fri 10:09 pm] wtf is that
[Fri 10:09 pm] lol
[Fri 10:09 pm] good show
[Fri 10:09 pm] no llok
[Fri 10:09 pm] lol

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* SDAlnitaK has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by a Mexican with wire cutters.)

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[Sun 02:46 pm] ! like an alcoholic that stares in dismay at an empty bottle im on my last joint and im broke till next week so it is a sad day indeed for me.

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SDSkarface: theres a home depot up from my place i applied to work there but my in jacked reeked like weed man! my nose is so desensitized to that i didnt even realize
SDSkarface: jacket*
SDRzA98: lmao
SDSkarface: aint no way in hell ima get it lol

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[Wed 04:54 pm] later man
[Wed 04:55 pm] * SDSkarface sets mode to: +b *!*@1Cust75.tnt3.calgary.ab.da.uu.net
[Wed 04:55 pm] ?
[Wed 04:55 pm] oops!!
[Wed 04:55 pm] in bad reflexes man..
[Wed 04:55 pm] * SDSkarface sets mode to: +b *!*@adsl-207-105-45-103.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
[Wed 04:55 pm] * [SD]LorD_Ic0n got removed by SDSkarface ( you)
[Wed 04:56 pm] ohh !!
[Wed 04:56 pm] LMFAO
[Wed 05:01 pm] !kickban sghotshot you right wingers suck balls
[Wed 05:01 pm] * ChanServ sets mode to: +b *!*@129.210.132.132
[Wed 05:01 pm] * SGhotshot got removed by ChanServ ( you right wingers suck balls (SDSkarface))
[Wed 05:01 pm] i succeded!!
[Wed 05:01 pm] lol
[Wed 05:01 pm] lol

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[Tue 08:46 pm] man speaking of which i need a in shave..im startin to look like an islamic fundamentalist over here
[Tue 08:46 pm] just ask joey
[Tue 08:46 pm] LOL

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SDShadow1: man you think you're cool?
SDShadow1: kik
SDShadow1: .............lmfao
SD AlnitaK: Hahahaha
SDShadow1: ;p;#
SDShadow1: ..
SDShadow1: LMFAO!!
SD AlnitaK: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SDShadow1: lol*
SDShadow1: man lmao

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[Thu 11:18 pm] <|MasterMind|sOCOM> that's because you mexicans like rabbits
[Thu 11:18 pm] yep
[Thu 11:18 pm] <|MasterMind|sOCOM> another reason i love latino women
[Thu 11:18 pm] man gotta reproduce
[Thu 11:18 pm] LoL
[Thu 11:18 pm] lmfao
[Thu 11:18 pm] ROTFLMFAO!!
[Thu 11:18 pm] <[eVo]Jube3> latina?
[Thu 11:18 pm] no latino
[Thu 11:18 pm] OMG
[Thu 11:18 pm] <|MasterMind|sOCOM> hispanic
[Thu 11:18 pm] lmfao
[Thu 11:18 pm] <[eVo]Jube3> cause if you go around ing a latino :-x
[Thu 11:18 pm] <|MasterMind|sOCOM> all the same
[Thu 11:18 pm] AHAHAHAH

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[Fri 12:56 pm] im startin to look like bin laden! ima go shave brb in 5

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Disney
quote:
Originally posted by BlAcKNoVa
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, that's just too funny...


ROTFLMAO too after reading second bloody ninja - britney log...

The Rhino one is good too!

whiskers
<@DJ_Lord> who cant like arty hes a 6'5 teddybear
whiskers
i still don't understand why i'am annoying?


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