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| Optimus Trance |
Found on the internet
Consumer Labels
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special.)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On a Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down.
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of peanuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one.) |
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| Paul Griffiths 1 |
Ironic isn't it!
BTW, I loved Transformers when I was younger :) |
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| Optimus Trance |
| quote: | Originally posted by Paul Griffiths 1
Ironic isn't it!
BTW, I loved Transformers when I was younger :) |
who didn't?;) |
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| Henkie_henk |
| haha cool.. 2 bad they really need to put it there to prevent lawsuits from those stupid americans |
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| [A|ienFactory] |
| quote: | Originally posted by Henkie_henk
haha cool.. 2 bad they really need to put it there to prevent lawsuits from those stupid americans |
Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.)
LMAO!:D:D:D |
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| Paul Griffiths 1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Optimus Trance
who didn't?;) |
So who was your favorite Transformer then?...lol |
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| Optimus Trance |
| quote: | Originally posted by Paul Griffiths 1
So who was your favorite Transformer then?...lol |
I didnt have a particular favorite, but if i have to name one it would be Bublebee(no Optimus Prime;)) |
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| Blik |
| haha, those labels are sooooooo stupid!!!!!!! |
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| j_spot |
| ooh...I have more..but where are they? gone searching HD until I can find them... |
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| Paul Griffiths 1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Optimus Trance
I didnt have a particular favorite, but if i have to name one it would be Bublebee(no Optimus Prime;)) |
Yep Bumblebee was good, funny how even hundreds of years into the future, they still rememberd the old VW shape :) |
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| Optimus Trance |
| yeah, you remember starscream, with that f*cking irritating voice??:D:D:D |
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| -=WVG=- |
| Those labels are from Belgium ? :p |
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