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why did the chicken cross the road?
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| gurukool |
SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do
not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the
chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or
against us. There is no middle ground.
COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
the chicken crossing the road.
TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed I've not been told
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us
the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is
an integral part of eChicken2003.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?
THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS
THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
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| Xo|oX |
| bum: EYYhh... GUddammit, i don' see no chiggin crosching no road goddammit! |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| those look like ducks in the picture:nervous: |
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| DJPrototypeX |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
those look like ducks in the picture:nervous: |
lol...i was just gonna say that:p
those are some funny sayins though:D:D |
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| insecurity |
:D SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity |
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| SgtFoo |
Drill Sergeant (from Full Metal Jacket):
what the is worng with you! did that ing turkey cross the road or did it get ed up the ass by automobile tires?? Get the straight chicken-! |
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| N|te-L|fe |
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
:stongue: :stongue: |
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| nic01445 |
| quote: | Originally posted by N|te-L|fe
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
:stongue: :stongue: |
i want to sex the chicken |
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| HyPeRSoNiC |
Ian Van Dahl:
oh tell me why
the chicken crossed roads in the sky
tell me why
are there chickens way up high....
:D |
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| dj_mdma |
| quote: | Originally posted by nic01445
i want to sex the chicken |
lmao! :stongue: |
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| mindshooter |
| quote: | Originally posted by HyPeRSoNiC
Ian Van Dahl:
oh tell me why
the chicken crossed roads in the sky
tell me why
are there chickens way up high....
:D |
lol
BRITNEY SPEARS
I crossed a road once |
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