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If u clean your ass, do you sit down, or do you stand up? (pg. 6)
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| DrummeRaver86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by zarathustra
Now I don't even bother. |
:nervous: :nervous: :eek: gross
I kind of stand/bend over, try and expose as much as possible... |
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| PaRaNoIk0 |
- What do you do all day in the internet?
- Mom, I tell strangers the way I clean my ass.
sit. |
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dmatrox
Do you use your left hand or right hand to wipe? |
Neither... I use toilet paper.:stongue: |
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| X-Multiply |
| Hilarious thread by the way... Anyways, when I really young, about 7 or so I would say, I started doing it while standing and have never gone back to sitting down since. |
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| ~*AngelsEyes*~ |
| quote: | Originally posted by PaRaNoIk0
- What do you do all day in the internet?
- Mom, I tell strangers the way I clean my ass.
sit. |
Lol ill use that one on my mom!!
both matters on my mood |
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| Omegasox |
I can't even imagine wiping my ass standing up. Do you pull one cheek to the side so you have access to the cornhole?
Sitting down is the only way to go, I never imagined there would be any other way to do it lol. |
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| TranceSeeker |
I'm a stander but I tried a few times sitting down, what bothers me is like someone said already is that your dick hits the bowl, at home it's not that much of a problem, but going somewhere else where people already ted it's quite disgusting hitting the bowl or whatever with your dick, also, if I sit, I can't see if the toiletpaper is clean or I have do do difficult moves to look at it, while standing it's quite easy.
I guess I'm a stander for life!
BTW to hijack my own thread:
If u are at a toilet where more people go, do you trow toiletpaper into the water to silence the drop of your ?
I do :)
And do you put toiletpaper on the seat?
When it's cold in the winter I always do it, else my but gets frozen, it's so cold damnit, so I put the paper on the seat.
Also at dirty toilets I do this |
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| USMC_Greg |
You sick bastards that stand up are starting to scare me. What are you, 5 years old? hahahaha
Grab a seat |
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| Theresa |
ROTF!
I thought half these crazy things were stuff I just did... Obviously not.
OK, answering all questions.. I sit, come from the rear-right, slightly lean to the left, and wipe until the paper is clean. If I am in a public place, I hover, and stay hovered to wipe (that gets hard,) or if there is sanitary paper stuff to go over the seat available, I use it. I also put toilet paper in the toilet to silence my drops.
I could never stand, it would just mush everything around and thats nasty. AND! What if you have a hanger, and you stand, and it drops on your pants. I would much rather feel safe by staying over the toilet bowl and KNOWING it's all going in the crapper.
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| Haak |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceSeeker
If u are at a toilet where more people go, do you trow toiletpaper into the water to silence the drop of your ?
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i do this, not to silence it, but to avoid the water splashing back up :nervous: |
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| Trancewave |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceSeeker
If u are at a toilet where more people go, do you trow toiletpaper into the water to silence the drop of your ?
I do :) |
Jesus christ! I never even thought about that at a public place :eek: Damn, this thread is educational.
I hate it when the water splashes back and hits your ass. :whip:
I use quite a bit of paper when I'm at a public stall. Often times I overflow the toilet. |
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| chjo |
This is so great!!!
I can see my self in most of the comments.
Since I'm a sitter/stander I can tell it realy works either way, depends on the situation. A real sticky one, it's easier to stand.. why I don't know.
I also use to whipe the ring, put some paper in the bowl to prevent splashing.
Keep it up, expose yourself.. this is funny :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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