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So, Why did the chicken cross the road?
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| drgoodvibe |
Excerpt from Saturday Toronto Star
*Saeed Al Sahaf (Comical Ali): The chicek did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
*George W. Bush: We don't care why the chicken cross the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the street or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
* Tony Blair: I agree with George
*Colin Powel: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the sattellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
*Martin Lither King jr: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads withouth having their motives called into question.
* Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
*Oprah: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experience a serious case of mouting, and went to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road
Karl Marx: It was a historic inevitability
Bill Gates: eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your chequebook -- and Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken
Albert Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
Bill Clinton: I did not have sexual relations with the chicken.
Homer Simpson: Mmmmmmm... chicken |
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| Galapidate |
| Seen this before, but it's always a good laugh :D |
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| DrummeRaver86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by drgoodvibe
Homer Simpson: Mmmmmmm... chicken |
:D :D :D :D :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Sand Leaper |
| Good one:stongue: |
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| Dark Apostle |
| Matrix: There is no road and the Chicken is part of the program just as these letters are. |
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| Stanza |
Hahaha this is a classic!
Should be posted in the Humour section.. |
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| Highmay |
>George Bush's Answer:
>We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know
>if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either
>with
>us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
>
>Al Gore's Answer:
>I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken
>crossing
>the road represented the application of these two different functions of
>government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to
>the American people.
>
>Bill Gates' Answer:
>I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but
>will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook -
>and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
>
>Martha Stewart's Answer:
>No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing
>order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a
>certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
>
>Dr. Seuss' Answer:
>Did the chicken cross the road?
>Did he cross it with a toad?
>Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
>But why it crossed, I've not been told!
>
>Ernest Hemingway's Answer:
>To die. In the rain. Alone.
>
>Martin Luther King Jr's Answer:
>I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
>having their motives called into question.
>
>Grandpa's Answer:
>In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us
>that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
>
>Barbara Walters' Answer:
>Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the
>chicken
>tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a
>serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of
>crossing the road.
>
>Ralph Nader's Answer:
>The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted
by
>unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
>habitat on other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of
a
>gas-guzzling SUV.
>
>Jerry Seinfield's Answer:
>Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to
ask,
>"What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place
>anyway?"
>
>Jerry Falwell's Answer:
>Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the
>plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other
>side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that
>chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I
>say
>we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the
liberal
>media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."
>
>Saddam Hussein's Answer:
>This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
>dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
>
>Captain Kirk's Answer:
>To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
>
>Bill Clinton's Answer:
>I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?
>Could you define chicken, please?
>
>The Bible's Answer:
>And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou
>shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was
much
>rejoicing.
>
>Albert Einstein's Answer:
>Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
>chicken?
>
>Sigmund Freud's Answer:
>The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
>reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
>
>Richard Nixon's Answer:
>The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross
the
>road.
>
>Buddha's Answer:
>If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
>
>Joseph Stalin's Answer:
>I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelet.
>
>Louis Farrakhan's Answer:
>The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the
>"black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
>
>The Pope's Answer:
>That is only for God to know.
>
>George Orwell's Answer:
>Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing
>the
>road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their
interests.
>
>Nietzsche's Answer:
>Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across
>you.
>
>Emily Dickenson's Answer:
>Because it could not stop for death.
>
>Colonel Sanders' Answer:
>I missed one? |
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hahahahahahahaha
those are cute |
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